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r/AmIGay
everytime my friend takes off his shirt i get really flustered like my face heats up so bad and i have to look away or else i start to drool. is that gay?
Keonh0_: 1 week ago
i'm straight but this has me confused, please help :(
wonheehee: 1 week ago
you're gay! hope this helps x
Keonh0_: i'm not tho??? 😞
wonheehee: why the sad emoji? being gay is OK!! #pride #bewhoyouare ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙
Keonh0_: dont get me wrong i'm an ally and i have gay friends, but i'm just not gay myself
wonheehee: why are you in r/amigay then bro
Keonh0_: REREAD THE POST 😒
antonie: 1 week ago
what specifically gets you flustered about him being shirtless? maybe that'll help clear up some of ur confusion
Keonh0_: he's got KILLER abs like genuinely i've never seen a more perfect six pack in my life. his waist is also thin af you'd think he was a girl if you closed ur eyes and grabbed it
antonie: okaaaay so.... you're attracted to his appearance?
Keonh0_: what? no
antonie: oh ur hopeless ggs 😭
yunAGHHHHH: 1 week ago
does anything else abt him get u flustered? like his smile, or maybe his personality? 🥹
Keonh0_: sometimes when he smiles i feel like i've been blinded by the light of heaven
yunAGHHHHH: aww ur so gay it warms my little lesbian heart :,)
Keonh0_: wtf
Jackson_Wang: 1 week ago
it's not gay to appreciate a homies body, don't stress it man 😎👊
Keonh0_: first reply that makes sense THANK YOU omg
Keonh0_: wait what the fuck jackson wang what are you doing here
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r/AmIGay
update
Keonh0_: 6 days ago
okay so my friend took his shirt off again today, and i tried to not look but it's almost like he made an effort to torture me. he took a big ass swig of water but he lifted the bottle too fast so it spilt down his neck so i was forced to watch as droplets rolled down his chest like he was in some kind of commercial. i've never felt the urge to lick someone before today but at that moment my mind almost got the better of me. is this gay?
wonheehee: 6 days ago
bro said 'i was forced' im actually crying 😭😭
Keonh0_: well yeah cause i was worried about the water spilling
wonheehee: no u were just thirsting over ur friend being half naked and wet
Keonh0_: ok so ur not helpful can u stop replying
wonheehee: U SAID U WANTED TO LICK HIM
Keonh0_: how do i block you
soHEEd: 6 days ago
ur lowkey answering ur own question
Keonh0_: how?
soHEEd: 'im attracted to my shirtless friend' + 'i want to lick my shirtless friend' = ur gay
Keonh0_: i read online that u can have gay urges but it doesn't mean ur actually gay
soHEEd: where'd u read that so i can report it
Keonh0_: okay so i lied but it makes sense it my head so stop gaslighting me thanks
antonie: 6 days ago
have you thought about asking any of ur mutual friends on their opinion? u said u have some gay friends
Keonh0_: well i only know lesbians
antonie: any queer person can be helpful! you should ask one of them :)
Keonh0_: i came to reddit so i didnt have to let anyone irl know abt this tho
wonheehee: cause they'd tell u ur gay?
Keonh0_: WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE
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r/advice
how do i tell my friend to stop taking off his shirt without sounding weird about it?
Keonh0_: 5 days ago
for context, we're part of a small dance group so we have dance lessons most days of the week and since it's been getting so hot lately he's been taking his shirt off whenever he gets sweaty during practice
JohnPork: 5 days ago
Don't be a coward and just say it.
Keonh0_: well yeah but how
JohnPork: Write this down --> 'i'd like to formally request that you stop removing your shirt whenever you feel warm. while i appreciate that this may provide temporary relief from hot temperatures, i would prefer that other cooling methods be used going forward.'
Keonh0_: i'm not writing that down are u insane? john ur USELESS to me
hanbineo: 5 days ago
what bothers you about him being shirtless?
Keonh0_: it's too distracting
hanbineo: that's not his fault though, no? it's not fair to make him suffer with the heat solely because you're eye-fucking him
Keonh0_: excuse me???????
haohao: u heard him
Keonh0_: and who are you?
haohao: that's irrelevant, but here's my advice - go back to the r/amigay subreddit
Keonh0_: how do u know i was there
haohao: i looked at ur profile? 😭 and as a gay man myself i fear you are very much giving gay
hanbineo: i also agree w that statement BUT, next time you see your friend try being honest with him and tell him that it's distracting. if he's a good friend he'll take ur feelings into consideration
Keonh0_: ugh alright.....
haohao: im so seated for the outcome of this
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r/help
i told my friend i don't want him removing his shirt when im around and he started teasing me in a lowkey flirty way and i lowkey liked it
Keonh0_: 3 days ago
SEND HELP. when i asked him, he literally just blinked at me and proceeded to remove his shirt right in front of my face like some sorta striptease??? and when i just stared at him he said "why, do you like what you see too much?" then had the audacity to LAUGH like this was some kind of joke. when i got sulky bc wtf he came over to hug me n i literally felt the lines of his abs pressed against my back.. i genuinely full body shivered. what the fuck do i do????
wonheehee: 3 days ago
how many subreddits are u gonna post on
Keonh0_: nononono i thought i escaped you why are you back
wonheehee: i refuse to let u continue to be in denial
Keonh0_: UGHHHH..... well can you give me some proper advice then?
wonheehee: hmm okay!! soo i think this is ur first experience being attracted to a man and it's really RLY confusing you, which makes sense. it can be scary to realise something new about yourself especially when you thought it wasn't something that applied to you, but it will get easier if you learn to accept it. there's nothing wrong with being gay and by the sound of it your friend is a great guy, so don't be afraid!! <3
Keonh0_: that was actually really nice... i feel kinda bad for being scared of u now
wonheehee: its okay!
Keonh0_: i'm still not gay tho
wonheehee: ....
rikurikunii: 3 days ago
this might sound crazy but hear me out okay. next time ur with this guy i want u to also take off ur shirt and then update us on if ur friend has any sort of reaction to it
Keonh0_: wait ur kinda cooking here. if he also reacts then it means he's just also appreciating a homies body? (in the words of jackson wang)
rikurikunii: ...sure!! just do it and let us know :D
Keonh0_: heh alright
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r/help
update
Keonh0_: 2 days ago
i had to google to accurately summarise what just happened to me in one word, and it gave me the word 'homoerotic tension'. no idea what that means, but maybe it will be helpful for u guys. anyways - i took the advice of a reply to my previous post and during dance practice today when i started to feel warm, instead of changing into a tanktop like i usually do i just took off my hoodie. i didn't wear anything underneath so low and behold, i too was now shirtless. it actually felt rly refreshing i cooled down so quick but as soon as i done it i felt a gaze as strong as a laser against my back and my friend was STARING at me??? we locked eyes for a second and then i watched as his eyes trailed all over my chest and i felt so weird ive never felt that kind of way before.... for the rest of the practice it was weirdly tense like i thought my friend was mad at me for stealing his idea at first but then he started to get really touchy after we wrapped up for the day and then our friend whos kinda lowkey like our choreographer told us to 'stop being gay and get out'... what the hell?
rikurikunii: 2 days ago
oh my god im a genius 😭😭
Keonh0_: okay so whats the result of ur experiment?? wtf does this mean?
rikurikunii: ur so in denial u wont believe me but ur friend feels the same way about you OMGhsjdjhd
Keonh0_: so he also wants me to stop taking off my shirt??
rikurikunii: uhh... kinda i guess? cause ur also 'distracting' him ifykwim 😉
Keonh0_: i don't know what you mean
haohao: 2 days ago
i feel so bad for this poor guy he wants u so bad and ur as dense as a wet sock
Keonh0_: tf does this even mean
haohao: point proven
Jackson_Wang: 2 days ago
Well shittt, I think you're gay?
Keonh0_: really?
Jackson_Wang: Yup. Embrace it! 🏳️🌈
Keonh0_: thanks jackson 🥹👊
wonheehee: where was this acceptance with me wth
Keonh0_: go away
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r/relationshipadvice
i started crushing on my friend a few weeks ago, but he's not really responding to any of my advances. what do i do?
HYE0N: 2 days ago
sooo as the title says, i'm kinda stumped ngl. all my other friends know i like this guy so they're rooting for me which is really nice, but i can't tell if my friend is even gay. i want to confess so bad but i don't want to ruin our friendship... what should i do?
yunAGHHHHH: 2 days ago
awh i totally get it!! the first girl i liked gave such straight vibes that i was terrified to even flirt, but honestly you just have to be bold and give it a go! worst case scenario, he tells you he doesn't feel the same way but if he's a good friend then it shouldn't end badly :)
HYE0N: thing is, i've been trying to be bold with my advancements.... i naturally run really cold but i've been taking every excuse to take my shirt off in hopes that he'll show some signs that he's into me
wonheehee: TELL ME MORE ASAP.
HYE0N: uh ok?? well, i thought he liked it at first ngl? cause he'd get really red but i'm not sure if he was just embarrassed cause i've never really done that kinda stuff before....
yunAGHHHHH: anything else?
HYE0N: he also took his shirt off yesterday but it distracted me so bad i couldn't really remember to try and notice if he was acting different
wonheehee: ohmynfjkffkldld
wonheehee: leave this to me
HYE0N: wdym? 😭
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r/amigay
URGENT
i have acquired information about a certain reddit user that confirms all my theories about a specific situation, but i must stay nonchalant so that i don't accidentally ruin anything so all i will say is this. KEONHO LOCK THE FUCK IN, TOMORROW WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE.
wonheehee: 1 day ago
@Keonh0_ @Keonh0_ @Keonh0_ @Keonh0_
mokabeans: 1 day ago
i'm so confused but i'm excited!
wonheehee: THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LFIE
Keonh0_: what are you talking about WTF
wonheehee: JUST TRUST ME
Keonh0_: i really dont trust you at all im sorry 😭
wonheehee: you're gonna make me homophobic dude i swear
Keonh0_: :(
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r/amigay
i kissed my shirtless friend
Keonh0_: 2 hours ago
i think i might be gay
antonie: 2 hours ago
OH MY GOD
yunAGHHHHH: 2 hours ago
WHATTTTTTTT
haohao: 2 hours ago
TELL US MORE WE DIDNT GIVE YOU ALL THIS ADVICE FOR FREE
Keonh0_: sorry im still in shock hold on
Keonh0_: basically.... my friend pulled me aside before dance practice today and told me he had smth important to tell me and then he told me he likes me. i was so confused at first bc i was like arent u straight bro?? and he was really confused too because he asked me why he wouldve attended the pride parade last week with gay flags painted on his cheeks if he wasn't and like lowkey i thought he was just a really good ally, but turns out he's actually gay like fr? so i told him i've been maybe possibly attracted to him lately and we had a really long chat and at one point i got fed up so i just kissed him and i think i'm gay now
haohao: you THINK???
wonheehee: @HYE0N
HYE0N: oh. my god????????
HYE0N: the smack i just gave this boy what the fuck why has he been airing out all my business on reddit im speechless
HYE0N: but it's true tho we kissed and it was really gay
hanbineo: aww im so proud 🥹 my little baby gays
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r/amigay
final update - i'm now dating a man! this is crazy... thanks for all your help everyone, i couldn't have done it without you
Keonh0_: 11 minutes ago
i'll miss you guys 🥹✌️
wonheehee: 10 minutes ago
'couldn't have done it without you' brother you denied us like 70 times??
Keonh0_: well yeah but still
wonheehee: im going to go grey at the mere age of 21 i swear to god
rikurikunii: 9 minutes ago
SO HAPPY FOR U 😘😘
Keonh0_: 8 minutes ago
Thnx!!
Jackson_Wang: 5 minutes ago
❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙🏳️🌈🏳️🌈👊😎
Keonh0_:
🥹🥹