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  1. An Ego and A Temper and A Wandering Eye by

    Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)  

    25 Jun 2026

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    You’re suddenly alone in the house again. You go to the couch and rub one out, the hypothetical of Professors Bird and Johnson both watching you, commenting. “Do you hear the little whimpers she makes?” “They won’t be little for long.” “I wonder if she’s gonna squirt.” “No, she can only do that when she’s drunk or has something big in her.” “I bet you can get her there, pervert.” And then they kiss in your brain, but still look at you.

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    Your a college student on summer break dating your former professor, but you can't help but notice his roommate/colleague.

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