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1. The birds, the angels and the bees by Earthy_morgan

   Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   26 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Castiel/Dean Winchester
   • Castiel & Dean Winchester
   • Bobby Singer & Dean Winchester & Sam Winchester
   • Dean Winchester & Sam Winchester
   • Dean Winchester
   • Castiel (Supernatural)
   • Sam Winchester
   • Bobby Singer (Supernatural)
   • Crowley (Supernatural)
   • Mutual Pining
   • Idiots in Love
   • Oblivious Castiel (Supernatural)
   • Oblivious Castiel/Dean Winchester
   • Flustered Dean Winchester
   • bisexual awakening
   • Internalized Homophobia
   • Humor
   • Fluff and Humor
   • First Kiss
   • Awkward Flirting
   • Romantic Comedy
   • POV Dean Winchester
   • Crowley is a nuisance
   • Donuts
   • Baby gets a makeover
   • Dean Winchester Loves His Car

   Summary

   “This is the unsexiest creature alive,” Crowley muttered.

   Dean looked up.

   Castiel was currently engaged in something deeply troubling: standing motionless in front of a single, confused stray cow, staring at her with terrifying, unblinking intensity, apparently trying to transmit a telepathic message.
   The cow was clearly having trouble decoding it.

   OR.

   Dean takes a dumb bet to defend his best friend's honor, not fully aware of what's actually at stake.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   10,948

   Chapters:

   2/2

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

   92

   Bookmarks:

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