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1. beer pants by oswaffle

   Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   26 Jun 2026

   Tags

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   • Matt Johnson/Jay McCarrol (Nirvanna the Band the Show)
   • Matt Johnson (Nirvanna the Band the Show)
   • Jay McCarrol (Nirvanna the Band the Show)
   • Webseries era
   • Jay spills beer on his crotch and Matt is a resourceful guy
   • has all the optics of a blowjob
   • mild period accurate slur use
   • Coming in Pants
   • First Time

   Summary

   as a wise person once said
   “don’t do the #pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge around my alcoholic ass.” flash ⚡️ [@beershotcombo]. X (formerly Twitter), 21 June 2026, 7:58 p.m.

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   English

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