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“what the FUCK is going on”
mike says, clutching his stomach or whatever.
“I DONT KNOW BRO??” lucas says
“bro i think your having period cramps” max says swagicously like the queen she is.
“what the fuck isnt that only for women” mike groans and curls in on himself
“yeah but you like men so idunno” max shrugs
“i do NOT” mike says because hes in denial
“erm i literally saw you staring at wills ass. right jane?”
“yeah i saw that” jane giggles
“YOU SAW HIM WHAT” will screams.
“yeah bro hes in love with you i think”everyone says in unison even the demogorgan
“are you??”
“uh… ya”
then they kiss or whatever
wait did i say there was a demogorgan…..
oopsies…….,,,,,,,
erm they kill the demagorgan i guess then live happily ever after exept mike cause he has eternal period cramps.