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1. Archon's save us from these idiots(they wont do shit) by Stinkypoopybaby

   Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/F, M/M, Multi
   • Work in Progress

   10 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Kong | Aether/Xiao | Alatus (Genshin Impact)
   • Diluc/Venti (Genshin Impact)
   • Diluc & Kaeya (Genshin Impact)
   • Kaeya & Venti (Genshin Impact)
   • Il Dottore/Pantalone (Genshin Impact)
   • Albedo/Kaeya (Genshin Impact)
   • Kaedehara Kazuha/Scaramouche
   • Tartaglia | Childe/Zhongli (Genshin Impact)
   • Jean/Lisa (Genshin Impact)
   • Beidou/Ningguang (Genshin Impact)
   • Chongyun/Xingqiu (Genshin Impact)
   • Freminet/Gaming (Genshin Impact)
   • Kinich/Lyney (Genshin Impact)
   • a lot - Character
   • i wont be tagging them though since im lazy
   • chatfic
   • Chatting & Messaging
   • there might be more relationships i just havent decided on it
   • not every character is here as it would be too much to work with for me
   • modren language
   • since idk how to talk like anything else
   • author thinks hes funny but hes rlly not
   • Tartaglia | Childe Being an Idiot (Genshin Impact)
   • Pantalone is from Liyue (Genshin Impact)
   • Baizhu and Pantalone are Siblings (Genshin Impact)
   • ok I give up on tags
   • i got favs and you WILL notice that
   • rated mature bc of my humor
   • heh...

   Summary

   Doctor: oh yeah that too!

   Childe: IM FUCKING FRYINF SO HARD

    

   *About 2 Hours later*

    

   Balladeer: I'm hard.

   Childe: WHAT????

   Fair lady: I could've lived my life without knowing that and nothing would have changed other than I would not be traumatised.

   Regrator: Excuse me?

   Doctor: Right so he's lost it.....

   Balladeer: Yo doc if I give you an apple will you stay awayyuyoyotfofmod

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   silly genshin chatfic but i have favs and you WILL notice that....
   (PS: i will try and update when i got time... it depends if im in a good writing mood or not...heh)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,407

   Chapters:

   2/?

   Comments:

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