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2026-06-27
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2026-10-09
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This was a triumph. I'm making a note here, [HUGE SUCCESS]

Summary:

When Ilyukhina wakes up, finally in space, and finally at the spot she was destined for, she finds her crew gone and her head aching with memories she'd rather forget.

Or: a PHM rewrite interspaced with Ilyokken high school au.

Notes:

aaaaa the brain worms begin
Chapters will be split between The Hail Mary and Olya's Memories
NOT A PLACEHOLDER I PROMISE THIS REALLY IS HAPTER ONE DON'T GET MY FIC REMOVED PLEASE

Chapter 1

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"My ears are ringing." A figure with brown eyes and hair squints at the viewer. A squiggle runs on either side of her head. "I think it's something in English." "...why?" "We're in Baikonur." The same figure closed her eyes, her mouth drawn into a line. "Wait." Her eyes are entirely open, and she's been simplified cartoonishly. "No, we aren't." "Holy shit."