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2026-06-27
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the rahl (racially ambiguous hockey league)

Summary:

the rahl (racially ambiguous hockey league) 

zelly added liam ruck

zelly added markus ruck 

Chapter 1: pilot

Notes:

as promised, here is the nhl chat i was talking about. now, i know y'all might be like 'why are you saying these ppl are racially ambiguos'. it DOESNT come from a place that is like 'eww yall aint white' its more based on this tumblr post . To be clear, I LOVE THESE GUYS thats why im writing about them.

BUT, getting that out of the way, this may be horrible, BUT i loved this idea to write a gc, i was gonna do a ducks one, but this came to me as i was doing something and i was like, yeah, yeah thats a good idea

flower is just kind here like a all powerful prankster that doubles as a father figure that lives in the background bc im not 100% sure about this but i rlly wanted to share

ENJOY MOTHAFUCKAS

ps: both ruck brothers are on the right, everyone else's messages are on the left. :)

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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the rahl (racially ambiguous hockey league) 

 

zelly: i have a great idea

 

67: you never have ideas 

67: never good ones atleast

 

speedgull: im looking at u nazar 

 

67: zellllyyy come get your bf 

 

misa misa: he cant, hes busy packing for buffalo 

 

speedgull: misa 

 

zelly added liam ruck

zelly added markus ruck 

 

zelly: no i was busy adding the ruck brothers

zelly: thank you nolan 

 

speedgull: ❤️❤️ 

 

liam ruck: are we interupting something?

 

misa misa: nah they are just lovesick asf

 

markus ruck: what is this gc

67: well

67: read the group chat name

 

markus ruck: yeah i got that

markus ruck: what does the 'racially ambiguous hockey league' mean

 

liam ruck: did you copy paste that

 

markus ruck: yes

 

zelly: its kinda hard to explain

zelly: its basically us players who they have no idea where we are from

zelly: but like in a funny way

markus ruck: 👍

liam ruck: 👍

67: the twin telephaticay goes wild

 

liam ruck: yup

marcus ruck: yup

67:just proving my point 

 

speedgull: uh oh i can feel your ego growing

 

zelly: @markus ruck @liam ruck which one of you is older?

liam ruck: i am!

 

markus ruck: unfortunatley

 

67 changed liam ruck's display name to 'ruck #1'

67 changed markus ruck's display name to 'ruck #2: the ruckus'

 

ruck #1: jokes youre the sequel

 

ruck #2: the ruckus: a sequel is still good, sometimes better

 

ruck #1:hmm

ruck #1: sure

 

misa misa: how are yall feeling about going to gay guy central

 

67: says the person on the same team as willmack 

 

ruck #2: the ruckus: gay guy central?

 

ruck #1: wouldn't it be like 'one big happy family' or smth

 

67: see, this is what im saying, san jose is home of homosexuality 

 

misa misa: wow didn't know you knew that big word

 

67: 🖕

 

zelly: language 

 

67: yes mother

 

speedgull: nazar 

 

67: 🖕

ruck #1: helloo

flower: i agree 

flower: the pens are one big happy family 

ruck #2: the ruckus: wait flowers on this gc too?

 

ruck #1: lemme guess

ruck #1: and geno's the dad

ruck #1: and sid is the mum

flower: ruck 1 ur pretty much right 

 

misa misa: @ruck #2: the ruckus, flower is like the father of this gc 

 

flower: i prefer to be mother of the gc

flower: mothers are much more importiant 

flower: alot smarter and all

 

Notes:

this ended weird sorry gang ✌️

thank yall so so so much for reading. i will update as more happenings happen this off season. please bear with me, i wont forget about you ♡.
feel free to comment or leave kudos if you feel so inclined, i love approval.

luv you ALL so SO much. never forget how amazing you are, love yourself and look after others

mwah
emi

p.s so, i have a very low low low self esteem, so pls, when ever im like 'oh it's shit' please don't think im like a pick me or smth im just unfortunately mentally ill (but arent we all 😝)