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1. cooking our brains smoking that shit your daddy smoked in vietnam by vicislasvengeance

   Fandoms: Panic! at the Disco  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   27 Jun 2026

   Tags

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   • Ryan Ross/Brendon Urie
   • Title from an Ethel Cain Song
   • Song: Dust Bowl (Ethel Cain)
   • the cemetery AU everybody totally asked for
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • pretty much
   • subpar smut i've never written gay sex before #icl
   • Puppy Play
   • Kind Of
   • Brendon Urie has a praise kink
   • Bottom Brendon Urie
   • Top Ryan Ross
   • Shotgunning
   • Uma Thurman mentioned
   • brendon urie is a brat
   • Ryan Ross has sharp teeth
   • and a thing for biting
   • Brendon Urie had anxiety
   • The Beatles Mentioned
   • Ryan Ross is hyperfixated so of course
   • Ryan Ross has autism
   • i will die on this hill
   • Ryan Ross also has anxiety
   • Kissing
   • They're obsessed with each other
   • first 'i love you'
   • Aftercare
   • Ryan Ross POV

   Summary

   There’s some shitty movie on in the background. Ryan doesn’t know what it’s called, or what the plot is. He knows Uma Thurman is in it, she was in everything these days, and that’s about all he could remember when he had Brendon breathing weed into his mouth.

   OR

   Ryden smut

   Series

   • Part 3 of cemetery drive

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,008

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   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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