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2026-06-28
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2026-07-29
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The Stars are Jealous

Summary:

Third year of college and Minho thinks that maybe this will be the year that he doesn't get dragged into something new. He can focus on dance and his stupid marketing minor and his little friend group. Thinks is the key word.

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First two years of college done in Australia, Chris finds a better program in Korea. A place he definitely knows the language of… It’s fine though! There’s a cute boy that always gives him directions even if he may not need them anymore.

(A social media documentation of Minho and Chan and all the children that attach themselves.)

Chapter 1: (¬_¬")

Notes:

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Small guide just in case:
Dog: Seungmin
Boogie Woogie: Danceracha group chat
Nuisance: Hyunjin

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Dog

Kim meong
An idiot just approached me
Why do I care, hyung?
I should have texted Changbin to get him
That didn't answer my question.
He got lost in the building next to his because he doesn't know Korean
He had to use google translate
All he could say in Korean was excuse me and hello not even "im lost"
He didn’t know the name of his major
Did he not look where his classes were before the first day?
I still fail to see why you’re bothering me with this.
Sorry, I have to go deal with my own idiot.
Dont leave me kim seungmin
This one failed one of the introductory classes and is now taking it again. And chose to sit next to me.
Ha. At least I don’t have to interact with this guy again
He won't stop complaining about having done this already.
Why does he think I care?
Are you just texting me to make him stop talking to you
Yes. I am.
Is it working?
No.
Bye dog
I hate you.

Channie 🔒 @gnabnahc

Oh I messed that up so bad haha ( ⸝⸝´ ᵕ `⸝⸝) not my fault he was cute

Seungmin @minimeong

There’s something wrong with @min_ho

Linos @min_ho

Replying to @minimeong

pay attention in class child

Hyunjini @hynjnnn

Replying to @minimeong

Oh good! I thought I was the only one who figured it out

Linos @min_ho

Replying to @hynjnnn

Hwang.

Hyunjini @hynjnnn

Replying to @min_ho

Seungmin (hi hello nic to meet you) how could you say that ! (im so sorry i dont watnt o di)

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Boogie Woogie

Yongbokkie
Minho hyung!
were still doing dance nights right
Nuisance
OOH YES ARE WE
HYUNG HYUNG ARE WE
MINHO HYUNG
Yes Bokkie we are
Just us. nuisance doesnt deserve to come
Yongbokkie
aw Jinnie :(
Changbin can come though
Changbin
Me but not the person you met me through?
Why are you in here again
Annoyance
I’m sorry I agreed with your best friend that there’s something wrong with you can I pretty please come to our first dance night of the new year hyung please i will bring you so many snacks and offering please hyung 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Changbin
Jinnie added me back
Again
[Minho has removed Changbin from Boogie Woogie]
Annoyance
Hey :(
Do you want to come?
Annoyance
YES IM SORRY I AM BUYIN THOSE PUDDIG THINGS AS WE SPEAK
Yongbokkie
tonight? i don't really have anything big to do yet
Yeah that works
Annoyance
I will provide snacks and water for this first one!
Yongbokkie
(i will get Changbin hyung to buy us snacks and drink that are not water because hes rich)
Annoyance
Why is everyone against me today
Easy to bully

Hyunjini @hynjnnn

WE'RE SO BACK

Linos @min_ho

Replying to @hynjnnn

Yonglix @felbok

Replying to @hynjnnn

its been so long ive missed this <3

Changbini @dwaekki

Replying to @hynjnnn

Everyone, admire my baby

Yonglix @felbok

thank you @dwaekki for the snacks and drinks!

Hyunjini @hynjnnn

Replying to @felbok

I bought them 😭

Linos @min_ho

Replying to @hynjnnn

Did you?

Changbini @dwaekki

Replying to @felbok

kekeke you're welcome

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Dog

How many times have I texted you about this
I'm assuming this is about your idiot man so, in total, seven now.
How many days*
Three.
Is he "lost" again?
Quotes. why the quotes
I'd be surprised if he was actually still lost, hyung.
He could be more of an idiot than previously thought kim seungmin
The buildings look different.
Maybe he needs glasses
NOT the thing I wanted to talk about
Apparently he can speak at least a little Korean
"Sorry I was too panicked" you couldn't calm down enough to speak?
You HAD to use a translation app
I asked him if he could read Korean
Kim seungmin are you listening
No.
Okay good
Anyway
Seriously. Goodbye. Class is starting.
I need you to start texting like youre a person instead of a robot
Bye, hyung.

Read 12:13 PM

Channie 🔒 @gnabnahc

I wonder how many more times i can pretend to be lost…

Min🔒 @lmho

i have had the same guy come up to me three times now asking for directions to the same building why is it ONLY me. I swear i watched him see me and ignore anyone else who could have helped. I’m losing my mind leave me alone random beefy man

Seungmin @minimeong

Replying to @lmho

Do you forget I can see these posts? And that you’re not yelling into a void alone?

Min🔒 @lmho

Replying to @minimeong

oh look the dog can read

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Dog

2:30 hyung.
Im not going to forget you
No. You will purposefully leave me behind though
I did that once
I didn't know you were a liar.
I got you a coffee!
2:27 PM
Im waiting outside
2:38 PM
Did you fucking leave me
I got you a coffee :)
4:13 PM
Do you know a Chris?
Nope.

Boogie Woogie

4:13 PM
Do either of you know a Chris?
Annoyance
Yeah Kind of
Yongbokkie
oo another english name
but no i dont

Changbin

4:13 PM
Do you know a Chris?
I watched you read that message
Changbin I really despise your inability to actually respond to texts that arent about your boyfriend
Im going to take this out on hyunjin
Read 4:16 PM

Boogie Woogie

[Minho has removed Nuisance from Boogie Woogie]
[Felix has added Nuisance to Boogie Woogie]
Annoyance
?????? Rude
Yongbokkie
did Changbin hyung leave you on read?
Yes.
Annoyance
🙄
He said it's one of his classmates

Dog

Why?
?
Hyung?
Stalking changbin and hyunjins followers
Read 4:37 PM

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