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1. Everything Except Dating by fauxlara

   Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   28 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Brendon "The Shark" Park/You
   • Brendon "The Shark" Park
   • Dana Evans
   • Michael "Robby" Robinavitch
   • Frank Langdon
   • Brendon "The Shark" Park is Down Bad
   • Soft Brendon "The Shark" Park
   • Brendon "The Shark" Park is Bad at Feelings
   • Medical Procedures
   • Friends with Benefits
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Idiots in Love

   Summary

   Brendon Park and you are not dating.

   According to the hospital staff, your grocery receipts, Brendon's grandmother, and several members of the Park family, this is objectively false.

   Unfortunately, neither of you has received that memo.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   22,435

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

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