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2026-06-29
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2026-06-29
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Bro I SWEAR those rocks were baby aliens. No we did not murder all of our crewmates. Why does nobody believe us

Summary:

You (yes YOU) are an unassuming MIRA employee tasked with managing the two remaining members of the Skeld after they dock at Industria. Needless to say, they aren’t well-received and you, an underpaid and under qualified worker, are in charge of handling (and attempting to diffuse) the situation so that your bosses don’t have to. Of course, you are unaware of this until the last second, because that’s how corporations work.

Also you fall in love with Purple. Yay!

Chapter 1: Author’s Note

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I’ll keep this A/N short, may add more later. Depends

Normally I do ship Red and Purple but for the sake of this fic they are going to be strictly friends.

Although Purple is my favorite ever I also like Red, so if I get far enough into this fic I may add Red as a love interest. As I said, we’ll see.

I’ll try to keep the characters as canon as possible which means Red wearing a thong might appear in the fic. Sorry not sorry

This also includes gender-neutral pronouns! I am a proud member of the LGBTQ+ community (fork found in kitchen) and I am absolutely not erasing representation, even if they are space blobs.

Other than that I have no real notes. As usual, reader will be referred to by [Name]. For immersion I’d recommend picking a color because they’re all named after colors, but I don’t give a shit, do whatever you want. Anyways enjoy