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Chat, is it gay...?(world cup edition)

Chapter 1: hey chat

Notes:

HEY THEREEEE🫶🫶🫶
Yeah I decided to do a little WC chat even tho I know I'm gonna regret it bc of my time zone. But I'll try.
I literally missed Germany-Paraguay😭

So this is the pre-match chapter until I finish the post-match one. Enjoy, love you guys.

Chapter Text

*Lamine Yamal created a chat*

Lamine Yamal

📣HEY CHAT!!!

Gavi

You actually did it😂

Lamine Yamal

Ofc best traditions should continue

Kylian Mbappe

Oh fuck no

Aurelien Tchouameni

We can't escape this fucker

Arda Guler

Not this shit again😭

Lamine Yamal

Be happy there's something you're still involved ungrateful ass

Worst team to get underdog shouts💀

Arda Guler

Dickhead🖕🖕🖕🖕

Jamal Musiala

Well hello

Dean Huijsen

Why am I even here?

Lamine Yamal

Wym

You're the mastermind babe

Dean Huijsen

Yeah but I'm not even there

Pau Cubarsi

Still sulking?

Lamine Yamal

I thought we talked about this

Dean Huijsen

Fine I'll shut up

Florian Wirtz

Will somebody tell me what is this?

Jamal Musiala

I'm wondering too

Jude Bellingham

Hey guys

Kylian Mbappe

Pain in the ass, that's what this is

Pedri

Lamine is having fun

Ferran Torres

By making life miserable for us

Frenkie de Jong

Oh I see new faces👍

Lamine Yamal

Group chat where we can discuss the matches and diss each other @FlorianWirtz

Joao Neves

What do you mean diss each other?

Also hi guys

Vini Jr.

Hi

Be ready for a lot of annoying bullshit if you drop a stinker

Joao Neves

Oh wow that's harsh

Pedri

So far you're safe @ViniJr.

Vini Jr.

Exactly baby good ol Vini is back😎

Ferran Torres

Who are you calling baby

Pedri

Calm down😅

Vini Jr.

Yeah Torres calm down🤣

Ousmane Dembele

Hey bro🤜 @Gavi

Gavi

🤛

Jude Bellingham

There were other people here too btw

Ousmane Dembele

Your boy is jealous lol

Gavi

Don't mind him

Jude Bellingham

😒

Gavi

Stop making a scene omg

Erling Haaland

He's dramatic isn't he😂😂

Gavi

Embarrassing even

Erling Haaland

😂😂😂

Jude Bellingham

Fuck off

Especially you @OusmaneDembele

Erling Haaland

I'm actually fucking with the idea

You cooked @LamineYamal

Lamine Yamal

Thanks G

The idea is Dean's tho, we already had a Clasico chat so I decided why the fuck not

Jamal Musiala

I thought you guys couldn't stand each other

Eric Garcia

That's right

Joan Garcia

It makes it more fun

Lamine Yamal

So what do yall think about wc so far

Frenkie de Jong

It's been good for us so far

Raphinha

For me personally it sucks now

Vini Jr.

🤜🤛

Pedri

You'll be back bro

Joao Neves

I hate how hot it is here

Erling Haaland

On fucking god

Pedri

Really? I kinda like it

Gavi

It's because you hate cold

Pau Cubarsi

Fr

Lamine Yamal

We gonna leave you here bro

Pedri

Mean

Kylian Mbappe

Excuses, not even heat can stop me

Ousmane Dembele

Tell them we're here to win

Jules Kounde

💯💯💯💯

Jude Bellingham

Hold your horses mate

Julian Alvarez

Yeah don't get ahead, we're doing b2b

Gavi

With the way Messi's playing it's possible

Jamal Musiala

Messi's on fire bro

Erling Haaland

He's a madman

Lamine Yamal

Unlike Mbappe's goat😭

Florian Wirtz

😭😭😭

Michael Olise

💀💀

Julian Alvarez

Lmao

Gavi

Shh he's back!!!

Joao Neves

Oh wow so nobody's safe here

Dean Huijsen

No

So who do you think is going home today chat?

Erling Haaland

Not Norway

Bc we're not playing today

Pedri

Lol

Kylian Mbappe

Good to know you know you won't last long here

No offense

Erling Haaland

Non taken, I'm not delusional man

Vini Jr.

Not us either baby

Yall gonna take us seriously after this game

Gavi

Just know that if you send Japan home the janitors of all over the world gonna hate your ass

Jude Bellingham

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lamine Yamal

💀😭

Nico Williams

Nah stooop

Ousmane Dembele

😂😂😂

Frenkie de Jong

😅

Well, I hope we'll stay a bit longer too

Lamine Yamal

I'm gonna have to root against you chief, sorry🙏

Eric Garcia

Good luck bro

Gavi

Good luck G🧡

Pedri

You got this

Frenkie de Jong

Thanks

Jude Bellingham

I think Germany got the easiest match no?

Jules Kounde

Yeah

Joao Neves

100%

Raphinha

Wouldn't underestimate Paraguay

Jamal Musiala

Kinda nervous

Lamine Yamal

If you're nervous over Paraguay then just go home brother

Florian Wirtz

Fuck no, we're staying to beat spain

Nico Williams

Still salty for the euro?

Jamal Musiala

You guys cheated

Lamine Yamal

Cry

Pau Cubarsi

Still we cry

Aurelien Tchouameni

Don't think you'll last that long

Michael Olise

Yeah you're not beating us lil bro

Vini Jr.

I told you these bums are mean and annoying

Florian Wirtz

Fuck them

We gotta go

Vini Jr.

Me too, wish me luck

Gavi

Hope you lose

Lamine Yamal

Pass to Ney

Ferran Torres

Hope you don't score

Julian Alvarez

You'll never catch me wishing luck to brazil bro

Kylian Mbappe

For once I agree with barca boys

Vini Jr.

🖕🖕🖕

Jude Bellingham

Don't mind them, good luck mate

Vini Jr.

🤍