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Texting: People.com
*dodges social interaction*: sup guys we got a new person
*dodges social interaction*: everyone say hi
ienVhumans: hey bitch
*dodges social interaction*: i said say hi-
LegallyDead: why are you talking to yourself?
ienVhumans: big talk for someone who’s a voice in my head
*dodges social interaction*: can y’all please let the others say hi
Lizard🎀: Aw but it was getting good:(
DesignatedPilot: Hello!
SeeYouSk8ter: Sup
Lizard🎀: Hey
*dodges social interaction*: none of those words were hi
*dodges social interaction*: but close enough
LegallyDead: V once told me I acted like I was hi
Lizard🎀: Oh honey
LegallyDead: What?
ienVhumans: *high*
ienVhumans: and she does
LegallyDead: Bitch you can’t be talking
ienVhumans: what does that mean?
LegallyDead: at least I can spell necessary without hesitating
ienVhumans: at least I know how to cook
*dodges social interaction*: if y’all have issues with each other we can leave
ienVhumans: What?
LegallyDead: What?
LegallyDead: that’s just how we talk
LegallyDead: if I wanted yell at her I would do it in her head
LegallyDead: it’s just for laughs dw
*dodges social interaction*: oh right I forgot to add some other people
*dodges social interaction*: hold on