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cross-europe trip groupchat (expenses and planning)
10:00am
Fermin: okay turns out I don't have enough money for another Uber
Ai: goddamn it
Pedro: im gonna kill you
Fermin: should I turn to the streets for money
Pedro: NO.
Fermin: touchy touchy
Pedro: just shut up for one second, all of you
Fermin: one second over
Fermin: IM SORRY
Fermin: IM SOUIGF
Ai: are you taking this one or am I?
Diogo: its my turn
Diogo: why did I even agree to this stupid trip
Italia's Saviors
10:03am
Bez: do we have any bandages
Luca: no
Bez: what
Bez: what do you mean we don't have any bandages
Bez: we're the mafia
Pecco: all our medical supplies is a little bit crispy
Bez: crispy
Luca: all of it burned along with the rest of our stuff in the fire*
Bez: so no bandaids?
Pecco: no bandaids.
Bez: did all our condoms burn too or are those things fireproof?
Luca: bez wtf
Bez: sorry if moss and I wanted to have a fun night, jeez
Luca: there's a difference between the things we discuss in the workplace and the things we keep to yourself.
Bez: really?
Luca: really.
Pecco: you're one to talk marini
Luca: what's that supposed to mean?
Pecco: oh you know what I mean.
Bez: oh please don't tell me I've missed the drama, what happened
Luca: pecco istg
Luca: vale is in this chat
Bez: AND the drama is something VALE cant know???
Bez: tell tell tell!
Bez: whisper it in my ear
Pecco: no
Pecco: I feel bad for mentioning it now
Luca: good
Bez: aww no
Bez: can I please know??
Bez: please?
Bez: PLEASEEE
Luca: no
Luca: why do you need bandages
Bez: well now I don't want to tell you
Luca: well then you can deal with your paper cut on your own
Bez: its not a paper cut
Luca: then why do you need bandages
Bez: I told you
Bez: I don't want to tell you
Franco: Bez, bud. if its something that impacts your health and wellness you should tell us
Bez: well if you all cant trust me then I guess I cant trust you either
Bez: that's the way it goes
Luca: we trust you bez
Luca: its just, once again.
Luca: my brother can be a dick
Bez: I think he's wonderful
Luca: yeah.
Luca: you would.
Bez: what does that mean
Luca: nothing
Bez: this is bullying
Luca: no
Pecco: a little bit, but we're enjoying it so
Bez: I am in emotional and physical distress and you are all laughing
Bez: shows me what kind of friends you are
Luca: only pecco is laughing
Luca: and even then, he's only pretending
Luca: because he's prick
Pecco: I am
Luca: just tell us why you need the bandages bud
Bez: jorge and I got in a fight
Luca: holy hell
Luca: what is wrong with you
Luca: why didnt you tell us sooner???
Luca: where are you?
Luca: how injured
Bez: hm
Bez: I'm out back
Bez: kinda lying on the concrete
Bez: its really just my ankle
Bez: he got me by surprise
Luca: which side were you on.
Bez: …
Bez: don't be mad
Luca: jesus christ
Pecco: why were you on their side of the motel?
Bez: I was heading back to our side!
Bez: its just such a long walk ALL THE TIME
Bez: I have better things to do than go the long way around the building every time
Luca: well you have to deal with it.
Luca: its not our fault that they got the side with the main doors
Pecco: yeah
Pecco: its vale's
Luca: yeah
Valentino: what's my fault?
Luca: the layout of this building
Valentino: maybe you all need to suck it up
Valentino: you have one message to tell me why my phones been blowing up now
Luca: Bez got in a fight with his side and is laying on the concrete out back with ankle issues
Bez: I think its broken
Pecco: are you screaming and crying in pain?
Bez: no
Pecco: than its not broken
Franco: don't listen to pecco, that is an awful metric
Franco: none of us are doctors
Bez: Fabio is
Franco: Fabio has medical training, very MINOR medical training
Valentino: we don't talk to quaratararo anymore.
Luca: …why?
Valentino: spotted him talk with him
Luca: c'mon vale, fabio works for hire
Valentino: then he should've thought twice before losing our buisness
Bez: can one of you text mass about this?
Luca: cant you
Bez: I mean I can
Bez: but it would be more dramatic if one of you did it
Luca: you know I don't like talking to him one on one bez
Bez: well you're gonna have to gET comfortable real quick!
Bez: because I think he's thinking of proposing
Pecco: seriously????
Luca: yeah, seriously?
Bez: yup!
Franco: do you think that this is maybe not the best time to be telling us this?
Bez: well I was going to tell you
Bez: and then I got attacked
Bez: I also don't believe in there being wrong times for thinfs
Bez: that's pussy shit
Franco: you are a disaster of a human being
Luca: Bez, don't you think you're a little young to be getting married?
Bez: no
Luca: let me rephrase
Luca: don't you think he's kind of old to be marrying you?
Bez: no
Luca: let me rephrase
Luca: DONT MARRY HIM BEZ HES LIKE SIXTY
Bez: I am an adult, you cant control what I do.
Pecco: but we can inform you gently on what we think is a bad idea
Bez: consider me informed
Bez: and consider your information, disregarded!
Bez: I love him. end of story.
Luca: I don't know how to get this through your head,
Luca: but he's not a good guy bez
Pecco: creeps me out
Franco: we support you dating older men, just choose a different old man
Luca: I dont really support that bit either
Luca: but I'll agree to anything if it gets you away from that guy
Bez: all of you stop!
Bez: Ive never given you guys permission to comment on my relationship
Bez: you don't see this guy like I do
Pecco: the dick cannot be that good bez
Bez: UGH
Bez: I shouldn't have told you guys
Bez: I knew you all were gonna react like this
Bez: vale trusts him to help run Italia's Saviours?
Luca: yeah, BARELY.
Bez: you should let me make my own decisions
Luca: we cant in good conscience let you do that when your decisions are objectively wrong.
Bez: fuck you!
Bez: I'm not dealing with this.
Luca: well we'll be here when you come to reason
Luca: IF, you come to reason
Pecco: … that was a bit intense
Luca: whatever
Luca: that kid needs to realize that not everything is sunshine and rainbows with relationships
Franco: that sounds like a sentence straight out of vales mouth
Franco: who marquezed your rossi then Luca?
Luca: be careful with that name, vale could come back at any moment
Pecco: oh Luca, is this about
Pecco: you know who
Pecco: who was in your room last night?
Luca: no
Pecco: oh no it is
Pecco: were you two not screwing??
Luca: that is none of your buisness
Pecco: if I knew he was breaking up with you I would've been less of a dick about it!
Luca: pecco, stop
Franco: ?
Pecco: I tell you later
Valentino: tell who what later
Pecco: nothing
Pecco: updates?
Valentino: apparently Lorenzo also found his way injured onto our side after his and bez's altercation
Valentino: idiot
Franco: Lorenzo or bez?
Valentino: I'm not going to answer that
Valentino: pecco, you go and grab Bez as soon as I get shit worked out with him
Pecco: why me?
Valentino: luca locked himself in our closet for some reason
Valentino: and Franco is out of town
Franco: mhm
Pecco: I saw you this morning?
Franco: yeah
Franco: but then I left
Franco: I am not fixed to one location
Franco: I wander
Valentino: he's on a mission in southern Italy
Valentino: I tried to get bastianini, binder and vinales on it but I already had them on a supply run
Valentino: we're still cleaning up after the fire situation, I would like to catch our little irritating arsonist sooner rather than later
Franco: and I'm gonna be the man to do it
Pecco: I could be the man to do it :(
Valentino: no
Valentino: what you could do instead is get Luca out of the closet
Pecco: that's harder than you think it is
Valentino: ?
Valentino: just break down the door or somthing
Pecco: oh you meant the actual closet
Valentino: ??
Pecco: nvrmnd then
Pecco: I'll get diggia to do it
Valentino: you all are such a headache
Franco: but we're your headache <3
Valentino: whatever
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10: 23am Valentino Rossi unblocked "him (BLOCKED NUMBER)"
Valentino: hello.
Valentino: this is about Martin.
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10:43am
Marc: @jorgemartin why is the bitch contacting me about you?
Jorge: got in fight
Marc: in his territory?
Jorge: no
Jorge: yes
Jorge: whatever
Jorge: I'm working on it
Alex: working on it?
Jorge: ugh
Jorge: Bezzecchi and I ran into each other on the territorial border, Bez was in our territory so I fought him about it
Jorge: and I was in their territory, so he fought me about it
Jorge: bastard
Jorge: Im sitting, injured, in the bitch's territory now
Marc: okay
Marc: I'm not going to forgive you for being stupid, but the bitch broke no contact first
Marc: so this is technically a win
Marc: I'll discuss and then come grab you
Jorge: k
Alex: I'm gonna have to call fabio aren't I?
Jorge: what no
Jorge: I'll be fine
Alex: "you'll be fine"
Alex: how injured are you, exactly
Jorge: mmm
Jorge: 62%
Alex: what does that mean
Alex: like, your body?
Jorge: half bodily harm and half emotional
Joan: buddy I leave you alone for one second
Jorge: I can hold my own against an Italian aby day
Joan: mhm
Joan: the evidence suggests otherwise
Jorge: "the evidence suggests otherwise" stfu
Joan: I wont hesitate to march over there with mav on call and let him laugh at your beaten body
Zarco: careful with names, Marc could be back any second
Jorge: @joanmir you cunt
Jorge: you wouldn't
Joan: don't test me
Joan: now do you want medical attention or not
Jorge: fuck you
Alex: Jorge, we're calling Fabio as soon as youre back on our side
Alex: its already been decided so stop being difficult
Alex: also, joan
Alex: don't contact mav it'll only make more trouble
Joan: I wasn't actually gonna do it
Joan: and even if I did
Joan: marc's real issue is with the bitch
Joan: so contacting mav isn't that big of a deal
Raul: @joanmir you would think that wouldn't you
Joan: @raulfernandez stfu
Alex: ?
Alex: its the principle of it
Alex: we don't talk to them, they don't talk to us
Joan: we're housed at the same goddamn motel
Alex: and yet I haven't talked to them in nearly three weeks
Alex: its not hard
Jorge: yeah
Alex: you
Alex: you don't get to talk
Jorge: wdym???
Alex: a week in the motel you ran into mav in the hallway and punched him in the jaw
Alex: Marc and Raul had to physically seperate you two
Jorge: he shouldn't have looked at me funny
Zarco: you two exist around each other funny
Jorge: what the hell does that mean???
Zarco: I'm saying the worst thing you ever did to each other was get in each others pants
Jorge: well at least I'm not some loveless french person who has to comment on other peoples relationships to make himself feel better that he doesn't have one of his own
Zarco: jesus
Jorge: don't test me
Joan: don't be mean to zarco just cause your ankle hurts
Jorge: I'm not
Jorge: I'm being mean to zarco cause he fucking deserves it
Zarco: I literally was trying to make a joke
Zarco: what the hell crawled up your ass
Jorge: BEZ
Jorge: that motherfucker who doesn't understand boundaries broke my fucking ankle and now I'm sitting here like some helpless damsel in distress!
Marc: your not a helpless damsel in distress
Marc: Raul and I are gonna come and grab you
Jorge: fucking finally
Raul: why me??
Marc: i drew names from a hat
Raul: whatever
Raul: Joan probably shouldn't be in the bitches territory anyway
Marc: …why
Joan: no. reason.
Raul: uhuh
Joan: Raul shut the fuck up
Joan: we're not
Joan: I'm not doing that anymore
Raul: what?
Alex: I'm so confused what's happening
Joan: nothing
Raul: damn
Raul: I'm sorry bro
Joan: its whatever
Marc: you kids done whatever that was?
Raul: yeah
Marc: wonderful!
Marc: lets go get Jorge then
Marc: the bitch and I have organised a cross-territorial swap
Jorge: that's a thing?
Marc: now it is
Alex: does that mean you and the bitch will run into each other on the way?
Marc: oh no he's gonna send one of the others to get bezzecchi
Alex: how do you know for sure
Marc: I just do
Marc: <3
11:00am
Marc: @alexmarquez
Alex: what's up
Marc: I've just been told by front desk that some non-affiliates are staying for a couple nights
Marc: so make sure our side of the motel is clean
Marc: they'll be here for noon
Alex: non-affliliates??
Joan: I thought we booked this place out
Marc: we did
Marc: they just overlooked one booking and its too late to cancel on them now
Marc: it'll be fine, we just need to be careful
Joan: does the bitch know?
Joan: Marc?
Marc: nope
cross-europe trip groupchat (expenses and planning)
12:00pm
Fermin: I'm bored
Ai: well you could've come grocery shopping with me
Fermin: but that's boring too
Fermin: I just want to get out of Italy bro
Pedro: shut up we ALL want to get out of Italy
Pedro: @diogomoreira
Pedro: entertain him
Pedro: I need to finish my call with Spanish affairs
Diogo: I'm trying to get us checked in along with keeping fermin in check
Diogo: forgive me if I cant entertain him right now
Fermin: can I go for a walk?
Pedro: no
Fermin: fuck you why not
Pedro: because I don't want you getting lost
Fermin: what could happen
Pedro: you could get arrested
Fermin: for what crime???
Fermin: beauty?
Fermin: being a sexy bastard?
Ai: none of the above
Fermin: you all hate me
Fermin: I'm going for a walk
Pedro: DIOGO
Diogo: I'm checking in.
Pedro: stop?
Diogo: acosta istg
Fermin: it'll just be around the motel nothing crazy
Fermin: please
Fermin: I think if I have to stand still any longer im gonna explode
Fermin: and then you'd have fermin guts all over the place
Fermin: which'll probably get you kicked out of the motel
Fermin: and then you'd have to sleep in the car
Pedro: fine
Fermin: SCORE
Italia's Saviours
12:10pm
Diggia: uh vale
Diggia: @valentinorossi
Diggia: VALE
Luca: what is it
Diggia: I said vale not you
Luca: I guess its not an emergency then
Diggia: no wait
Diggia: it is
Luca: okay? spit it out
Diggia: children have invaded to motel
Fabio Di Giannantonio attached one Photo File.
Luca: oh shit
Luca: @valentinorossi
Diggia: @valentinorossi
cross-europe trip groupchat (expenses and planning)
12:12pm
Diogo: @pedroacosta the guys getting our key
Diogo: he was sweating a lot
Pedro: why do we need to know this
Ai: I agree
Ai: I'm in the ice cream isle too don't ruin my appetite by talking about other mens sweat
Diogo: I mean its not exactly hot in Italy right now
Pedro: I mistimed the seasons! I get it man holy shit
Pedro: I just cant do anything right this trip huh???
Pedro: fuck me I guess!
Ai: stop being a self sacrificial asshole
Ai: the trip has been fine
Diogo: until now
Ai: okay the passport thing is as much our fault as it is Pedro's
Diogo: is it?
Pedro: that's what I've been saying!
Pedro: what do you mean "is it?"
Pedro: you are a grown ass man
Pedro: you should be checking if your own goddamn passport is expired
Diogo: whatever! I'm just saying it was weird the guy was sweating so much
Ai: its a normal bodily function
Diogo: he was also like really high strung
Ai: don't make this a thing
Diogo: make what a thing??
Ai: we're staying at this motel until we get the passports fixed
Ai: what happens in the motel is none of our goddamn business
Diogo: I wasn't gonna make it a thing
Ai: I do not believe you
Ai: like catagorically
Pedro: both of you shut up I'm on call with spain
Ai: @ferminaldeguer you alive
Fermin: yup
Fermin: this is a very open-concept motel
Fermin: weird design choices as well
Ai: design choices?
Fermin: yeah
Fermin: like in the middle of the courtyard there's a white line drawn in chalk
Ai: are there more white lines
Fermin: naw
Fermin: just this one
Fermin: not sure why they put it in
Fermin: it gives the feel like the motel has two distinct pieces
Fermin: the line splits the property pretty equally
Ai: weird
Diogo: I told you
Pedro: and I told you all to shut up!
Diogo: sorry
Pedro: doesn't matter
Pedro: they put me on hold
Pedro: assholes
Diogo: does that mean I can finally start taking our stuff out of the car?
Pedro: yeah
Diogo: great!
Diogo: @ferminaldeguer come back
Fermin: in a minute
Fermin: this place has a back alleyway
Pedro: every building can have an alleyway, this one isnt unique
Fermin: are you allergic to having fun?
Pedro: im allergic to you having fun
Fermin: then why did you invite me on the trip!
Pedro: because I thought you wouldn't be as annoying anymore
Pedro: clearly I was wrong!
Fermin: im not the one who let our passports expire
Pedro: I'm not in control of that
Fermin: i re-call you saying "oh leave all the planning up to me guys I wouldn't let you all touch this trip with a five foot pole"
Pedro: I did not say that
Diogo: you did
Diogo: I have receipts
Pedro: diogo, shut up
Fermin: forgive me for having joy and whimsy in my life oh great pedro acosta
Pedro: I swear I'm gonna leave you on the side of the road once we get this passport shit figured out
Fermin: more of a blessing if anything
Fermin: that just means I wont have to sit in a car next to you anymore
Pedro: glad we agree.
Fermin: very.
Ai: …
Ai: I've finished getting groceries?
Diogo: we're in room 1375
Ai: okay
Pedro: I'll come help with bags diogo
Pedro: @ferminaldeguer figure your shit out and come to the room when your done your "walk"
Fermin: fine
12:23pm
Diogo: there's blood on the wall
Ai: where
Diogo: in the hallway
Diogo: there's some blood on the walls
Ai: not our problem
Ai: we're only here for a couple days
Diogo: if I get strangled by a ghost in the middle of the night I'm blaming you
Ai: whatever man
Italia's Saviours
12:24pm
Luca: @valentinorossi
Diggia: @valentinorossi
Enea: can you stop blowing our phones up?
Diggia: ENEA
Diggia: WHERE IS VALE
Enea: fuck if I know
Enea: why
Luca: there are new residents in the motel
Luca: we don't know them
Maverick: are they on his side?
Luca: don't know
Luca: either way its bad news for us
Luca: with Bez out of it for the future we cant afford to be down on numbers rn
Brad: have you seen them with Marquez?
Diggia: no
Diggia: also don't use thatname, vale could see it
Brad: I couldn't care less about their little puppy fight
Luca: never thought their fights would be referred to as puppy fights
Maverick: wait why is bez out of it
Luca: got in a fight with jorge
Maverick: ha nice
Maverick: @marcobezzecchi did you beat the fuck out of him
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Maverick: good
Pecco: please stop texting bez, I'm doing the most to keep him still and administer first aid on him rn
Maverick: just call Fabio
Luca: vale wont let us
Brad: why the hell not
Valentino: because he's a traitor to our cause
Diggia: VALE
Luca: so now you choose to respond???
Valentino: I was trying to avoid your mindless chatter, but apparently you all cant go five seconds without me
Brad: I object to that
Valentino: oh can it binder
Diggia: there's new residents Vale!!
Diggia: THAT WE DONT KNOW!!!
Valentino: …what?
Diggia: me and Luca tried spying on them!
Diggia: their rooms are in-between the territories so we have no idea where their allegiances are
Luca: or if they even have allegiances
Valentino: I'm going to go and check with the owner very quickly
Valentino: we're going to have a… talk.
Maverick: oop
Maverick: someones fingers are getting broken then
Brad: vale dont break the poor guys fingers
Valentino: no promises
Pecco: isnt someone gonna stop him?
Brad: no
Maverick: busy
Diggia: other side of the motel
Bez: broken ankle
Luca: …
Luca: ugh
Luca: I'll do it
Pecco: are you sure your up for it Luca?
Luca: shut up
Private Chat (Luca & Pecco)
12:30pm
Luca: I just went through a breakup
Luca: I'm not made of glass
Luca: stop bringing it up in the main chat
Pecco: sorry
Pecco: in my defense I thought you and mir were 100% casual
Luca: I don't want to talk about him
Luca: I don't want to talk about relationships period.
Pecco: okay
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12:34pm
Zarco: uh marc we have an issue
Marc: with what?
Zarco: Fabio
Zarco: the issue is with fabio
Marc: we haven't called him in yet???
Zarco: he's
Zarco: just get down here Marc
Zarco: NOW
cross-europe trip groupchat (expenses and planning)
12:34pm
Fermin: uh guys
Pedro: whatever it is we're not helping
Fermin: GUYS
Diogo: what is it fermin?
Fermin Aldeguer attached one Video File.
Ai: HOLY SHIT IS THAT A DEAD BODY???