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1. Thank God I know CPR by Acakespitch

   Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Gen
   • Complete Work

   30 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Kris & Susie (Deltarune)
   • Kris & Kris' Red Soul (Deltarune)
   • Deltarune Player & Kris
   • Deltarune Player & Susie
   • Noelle Holiday
   • Kris' Red Soul (Deltarune)
   • Kris (Deltarune)
   • Susie (Deltarune)
   • Toriel (Undertale)
   • Asgore Dreemurr
   • Deltarune Player
   • There technically is a nurse
   • But there is no tag for the Deltarune nurse
   • major chapter 5 spoilers
   • Nonbinary Kris (Deltarune)
   • They/Them Pronouns for Kris (Deltarune)
   • Kris Is Not Okay (Deltarune)
   • Reader Is Not Kris (Deltarune)
   • Snowgrave | Pipis | Weird Route (Deltarune)
   • Verbal Kris (Deltarune)
   • Deltarune Spoilers
   • Deltarune Chapter Five Spoilers
   • Chapter Five Weird Route Spoilers (Deltarune)
   • Chapter Five Weird Route Continuation (Deltarune)
   • I wrote this in like 2 days
   • Noelle is implied to have dusted
   • Not Beta Read
   • We die like Noelle
   • Minor Character Death

   Summary

   You.

   YES YOU!

   You got your ass isekai'd into Deltarune, post chapter 5's weird route of all things.

   How? No one knows, but blame your little brother, that little shit was the last to touch your PC before this all happened after all. He's the reason you ended up in the weird route too.
   Now go save some drowning teenagers, or well, teenager.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   3,145

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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   Bookmarks:

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