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1. Take it slow by amoistkidneybean

   Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Iron Lung (2026)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M, Other
   • Complete Work

   03 Jul 2026

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   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)/Ryland Grace
   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung) & Ryland Grace
   • Ryland Grace
   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Trans The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Aromantic Asexual Ryland Grace
   • Aromantic Asexual The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Simon is sex neutral leaning sex positive
   • Grace is sex neutral leaning sex repulsed
   • he is not interested in participating and would like all his clothes to stay on tyvm
   • Bottom growth
   • the least sexy smut you've ever read
   • because it's two aroace men and one of them's a scientist
   • Queerplatonic Relationships
   • Queerplatonic The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)/Ryland Grace
   • I am actually a queerplatonic bloody mary on the rocks truther
   • but sadly no rocks here
   • Author is Aromantic Asexual
   • Author is in a queerplatonic relationship
   • Autistic Ryland Grace
   • Ryland Grace Has ADHD
   • Amputee The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • The Convict | Simon Has PTSD (Iron Lung)
   • Touch-Starved Ryland Grace
   • Touch-Starved The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Masturbation
   • but with another person
   • ryland is helping lol
   • Vaginal Fingering
   • Hand Jobs
   • More like a thumb and finger job
   • Neck Kissing
   • Queerplatonic Sex
   • Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault
   • Eden (Iron Lung)
   • I made up lore that wasn't nearly as awful as I would have otherwise made it
   • I just think that if I gave Simon any more trauma he'd just die
   • Mutated The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Can't believe I forgot that one
   • Ryland Grace Has PTSD
   • or that one
   • Biting
   • of the neurodivergent affection/oral fixation variety

   Summary

   A show of trust, a mutual understanding

   (Aka smut but somehow not particularly sexy! More emotional and sweet than anything, or so I've been told)

   Series

   • Part 5 of Queerplatonic Bloodymary (on the rocks)

   Language:

   English

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   1,711

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   1/1

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