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2026-06-30
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2026-06-30
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6/?
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School Zone Massacre AU!!

Summary:

Theres this virus called the "depression virus" and they have to get prepared inside of a school or whatsoever!

Notes:

hi!me and my classmate made this au!which all of the characters are our classmates favorite objects.he wrote all of this and he wanted me to post it here!i hope you enjoy

Chapter 1: Preparation

Chapter Text

it was a quite day at school…

penny: hey! comet wanna hangout with us?
comet: sure!

at 7eleven

marker: guys I wanna buy a milk tea so bad
comet: the buy some
marker: rude!
penny: no fighting guys this is suppose to be a hangout with the squad not boxing with the squad
star: lol

meanwhile at school…

cherry: it’s so boring
vanilla: ikr
cherry: wanna play something?
grape: like what?
cherry: idk tag?
vanilla: sounds fun!
grape: tag it is I guess

pawn: wanna play chess crayon?
crayon: sure!
lite: I’m not finished writing these notes in science yet
batt: I told you to do it earlier
pawn: true
*branch arrives*
branch: hey guys!
pawn, batt, lite, crayon, coiny: hey
coiny: branch wanna play tag cause these suckers are boring
branch: sure I’m bored anyways and still have a lot energy
key: bro what are you doing?
feather: watch thai bl
Key: what…
magma: lowkey high-key concerned
feather: it’s not weird marker also watches thai bl
*pencil and rose walk in*
rose: heeeeey! batt
batt: hey? why you so energetic today
rose: I’m just in a good mood that’s all!
batt: really?
rose: yeah
everyone: *teasing*
harmony: hey key wanna hangout like rn?
key: sure!
pawn: *sings random stuff*
crayon: bro shut it!
pawn: sorry my bad…
crayon: whatever

meanwhile outside…
penny: that was fun!
marker: true
comet: never thought that milk tea was that good
grape: where have y’all been?
star: 7eleven why?
grape: why didn’t y’all bring me with y’all it’s boring asf here
star: why were we suppose too?
grape: *does drama*

news reporter: breaking news there’s a new virus called the depression virus this happens when someone is too sad and this virus is contagious scientist are working on a cure for now stay safe

star: the what?
penny: depression virus?
marker: is this real?
vanilla: let’s inform the others! quick!
grape: let’s go!
cherry: guys there’s a new virus called the depression virus!
pawn: what?
grape: that was my first reaction too!
feather: peak news
crayon: I’m not prepared for this stuff guys
pawn: everyone isn’t bro!
crayon: sheesh
sunflower: where’s coiny and branch
crystal: idk
vanilla: some people aren’t here yet text them to not come here! hurry!
feather: ok! jeez I’m typing as fast as I can!
star: should we lock the doors?
lite: not yet, I’ll find coiny and branch
taggy: I’ll find harmony and key I guess
*they run*
lite: where could those two be at? aha!
branch: what?
lite: come you two hurry evacuate in our classroom there’s a virus called the depression virus
coiny: is that real?
lite: yeah! now come one
branch: ok

* meanwhile with taggy*
taggy: you guys!
harmony: yeah?
taggy: evacuate in the classroom hurry! there’s a new virus called the depression virus
harmony: you expect us to believe that, that’s nonsense!
taggy: just come I’ll explain later!
harmony: fine! come on key
key: ok

*they all arrive*
harmony: what is this, this must be important!
pawn: so basically there’s this new virus that the principal said, there’s a new virus called the depression virus and we have to evacuate
star: let’s see if everyone is here
crystal: 7/8 boys 18/18 girls
cherry: where’s fall
coiny: idk
pawn: do we care about him yes so it’s good he didn’t come
penny: *listening to mom friend*
star: what are you listening to penny?
penny: mom friend
star: ok
branch: I’m worried a bit
batt: same here
taggy: wanna go out?
star: are you insane?
taggy: why?
star: that virus is contagious!
taggy: pawn you don’t have a say? about this
pawn: star’s right is what I’m saying
taggy: *murmurs*
sunflower: so what are we supposed to do?
crystal: just sit I guess
magma: well we’ll need food to survive, and we need medical supplies, barricades, and other survivors
pawn: so I’m asking if I can lead for this one
penny; go ahead I don’t mind
star: same here
crystal: I guess
rose: who agreed to this!
*everyone raises there hand*
rose: fine
pawn: so the plan is on food duty daisy, branch, and cherry will handle it for medical supplies, star, lite, penny, and me will find medical supplies, and for barricades, taggy, grape, and coiny will handle it so after finding the stuff we need the people here get the chairs ready to act like beds and one more thing is for furniture rose, pencil, and marker can handle it
marker: sure!
taggy: I’m fine with that
pawn: ok let’s go
*while scavenging*
rose: why are we at this place?
marker: why what’s wrong with mr diy?
rose: idk it gives me the ick
pencil: we’re here for furniture not judge the furniture!
marker: let’s take this brown couch
rose: I’ll grab pillows
pencil: sure

meanwhile…
lite: why do we need a bunch of gauze?
pawn: incase if someone gets wounded we’ll cover it up quickly so the air doesn’t infect the wound especially if the air is infected
star: but why did we buy a toilet on the way?
pawn: there’s no bathroom in our classroom so yeah
penny: I’m dumbfounded
star: lol

meanwhile…
grape: is it necessary to buy so much nails and wood?
coiny: duh
grape: rude
taggy: do we need a table?
coiny: probably take one
taggy: how about a minifridge?
grape: make it a big fridge
taggy: ok

at the supermarket
cherry: we’ll need cooking supplies
branch: I’ll get some across the street
cherry: ok
daisy: so I bought a lot of food like fruits, vegetables, dairy, grain, and protein
cherry: so what’s the problem
daisy: we don’t have enough money to buy oil, spices, and meat
cherry: just buy oil, oil is what we need right now and buy 4 gallons of water
daisy: ok

branch: phew good thing that store was still open or else we had to cook on top of cardboard

pawn: we’re back!
cookie: what the- why is there a toilet, an fridge and a stove
lite: don’t question
rose: here’s the furniture
marker: damn that couch was so heavy
pencil: I’m exhausted
taggy: idk what to say let’s get to barricading
grape: is that even a real word
crayon yes it-
magma: crayon we don’t need to hear it
crayon: ok jeez
crystal: this ain’t to shabby I guess
key: why is the toilet next to the itchen
feather: idk but ok
harmony: I’m tired
pawn: not yet we still have to learn stuff
harmony: nooooooo!
pawn: welcome to adulthood I guess LOL
feather: I’ma watch thai bl
star: so can we watch tv on the classroom tv
pawn: I guess
feather: I’ll sleep now
key: ok
rose: I’ll sleep later
pawn: ok