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I sultrelied slithered into the tower of language. My mouth flabbed intelligently to form the words "you sexy beast in green, relinquish my family!" The beast in green glowered at me in my Hot Topic band shirt for K-P Heart, da best band that no poser could pretend to adore, my hot red hair streaks flowing graciously over my rosey cheeks, that stand out among my pure white face. "Then beg," he said, intelligently, "in... French."
"se vout play leesse lesr puton le vouz" I said smartly. "WTF" the green seductress whispered under its breath. "This is my masterpiece." it proclaimed boldly, while chewing on its vegan bacon. "Will you join me, my love, and pioneer this beautiful language of love?" I propose hopefully. I lunged at him, our mouths connecting, my beak entering his. Eda looks away in disgust... Luz looks torn, curious of the magic happening.