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[@dire.headmage has added @riddl3ros3h3art$ and 14 other users]
@riddl3ros3h3art$: What and whoever could be in this groupchat, Headmage? And why was I added?
@boiiiitsortho: I can scan the groupchat to see who's in it, if you want! :>
@dire.headmage: I've added the Housewardens and your vices. This is my personal experiment to try and help you boys get along. Have great fun! Toodaloo!
[@dire.headmage has removed @dire.headmage]
@kalimmmmm: hi everybody!! :)
@snake.whisperer: oms this guy
@kalimmmmm: why can't I see the message above mine?
@azul.ashengrotto: i'm pretty sure they blocked you kalim
@kalimmmmm: how'd you know it was me ?
@poisonousbeauty: you literally have your name in ur user, kalim
@Lechasseurdamour: beaute! amazing observation skills, roi du poison!!
@gloomurai: omg can y'all fr sybau i'm abt 2 hit dis combo ong
@boiiiitsortho: big bro🥹
@lils.van: PLEASE TELL ME YOU ADDED MALLEUS
@poisonousbeauty: @thorn.prince is him, no?
@lils.van: THANK THE SEVENS
@kalimmmmm: who blocked me :(
@boiiiitsortho: @snake.whisperer is Jamil!
@kalimmmmm: :( Jamil u didn't block me right
@snake.whisperer: ur phone was probably just lagging kalim
@kalimmmmm: ohh oki!
@gloomurai: all of y'all can kys ur ping made me lose my combo
@user9287343829: you herbivores fucking woke me up bruh
@yourfavhyenaruggieee: ur all ded 2 me now Leona is mad asf
@yourfavhyenaruggieee: oms he's coming to my room
@azul.ashengrotto: id glady offer you some services to....escape Leona, if you'd like ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ ♡
@user9287343829: id pay ruggie extra purely to NOT take ur offer cephalo bastard
@azul.ashengrotto: fuck u too
@bakingwitreyy: guys let's be civil please there's no need to act like this
@riddl3ros3h3art$: thank you, Trey. Finally a voice of reason in this horrendous chat.
@thorn.prince: hi ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )
@lils.van: malleus did u finally figure out how 2 work ur phone
@thorn.prince: yes! Yuu and Leona helped me, they even showed me these faces. (◕ ˬ ◕✿)
[@left.tweel has added @right.tweel]
@right.tweel: hiya goldfishie ◉‿◉
@riddl3ros3h3art$: FUCK WHY IS HE HERE
@left.tweel: i was tired of him snatching my phone to read through it
@riddl3ros3h3art$: Headmage said this was for Housewardens and their Vices. This is a rule!
@poisonousbeauty: did he explicitly say it was a rule tho
[@riddl3ros3h3art$ is offline]
@yourfavhyenaruggieee: LMAOOO CLOCKED
[@boiiiitsortho has changed 15 nicknames]
cuntylicious: oh lord
cuntylicious: ...
cuntylicious: at least it's not an insult.
i'm fucking a lizard: ...
i'm fucking a lizard: ts lying
if I posted my bank account info it would be in the negatives: oh I know who that is!!
if I posted my bank account info it would be in the negatives: oh ok.
if I posted my bank account info it would be in the negatives: can we at least make my name shorter ts long asl
[sunshine lolipops and rainbows has changed 1 nickname]
sunshine lollipops and rainbows: there you go ruggie!! o(〃＾▽＾〃)o
rugs: ill take it.
school plug: can anyone come help me at the lounge
wants to consume his housewarden: yes, I can come down there, azul.
school plug: you what.
wants to consume his housewarden: ◉‿◉
school plug: ykw you're off the hook
clinically insane: (ദ്ദി˙ᗜ˙)
mommy issues: what the hell
mommy issues: ...
mommy issues: I DONT HAVE MOMMY ISSUES
clinically insane: r u sure bout dat goldfishie ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ
mommy issues: fuck you floyd
i'm fucking a lizard: they lying ong my name too wth
i'm fucking a lizard: im not fucking a lizard that's illegal
rugs: you call malleus a lizard leona
cuntylicious: YOURE SCREWING MALLEUS??
i'm fucking a lizard: so?
cuntylicious: WE BROKE UP A WEEK AGO YOU MANWHORE
i'm fucking a lizard: you're fucking a stalker
known for the bob: oui! beautiful deduction!!
cuntylicious: THATS NOT THE POINT
cuntylicious: OUT OF EVERYONE?? MALLEUS??
i'm fucking a lizard: at least he doesn't have a fuckass bob and isn't obsessed with my biggest rival
cuntylicious: KYS KYS KYS KYS
[cuntylicious is offline]
ramen consuming incel: ggs Leona u won dat argument
ramen consuming incel: I DONT EAT THAT MUCH RAMEN
is on the verge of murder or suicide: didn't even try to deny the incel part
rugs: bros accepted it
got possessed once: even though hes my brother I too have to admit he is an incel
[ramen consuming incel is offline]
brush ur teeth hoes: for the first time ever it seems
has adopted 2 sons but is still in college: LMAO??
i'm the lizard: lilia what does this slang mean (_ _|||)
has adopted 2 sons but is still in college: oh u sweet summer child
has adopted 2 sons but is still in college: we'll teach you all the slang don't fret
sunshine lollipops and rainbows: lilia can I help??
has adopted 2 sons but is still in college: yesss and since cater was the 1 who taught me he can help too
has adopted 2 sons but is still in college: malleus come by the pop music club tmr we gotchu
i'm the lizard: alright, thank you Lilia and Kalim （＾◡＾）♡
ramen consuming incel: aww! so cute!! sooo cute!!
got possessed once: brother!! you're back!
ramen consuming incel: had to hop back on that grin
rugs: did he get slimed out midtext
ramen consuming incel: OH MY GOD I JUST HIT A CLIP
is on the verge of murder or suicide: tf u playing
ramen consuming incel: genshin impact
school plug: oh what the fuck
is on the verge of murder or suicide: yeah all of y'all gotta die now
sunshine lollipops and rainbows: even me Jamil? (´∩｀。)
is on the verge of murder or suicide: whatttt......nooooooo
sunshine lollipops and rainbows: ohh ok well I have to go study with riddle now bye!!
is on the verge of murder or suicide: ok I shall accompany u
[sunshine lollipops and rainbows and is on the verge of murder or suicide are offline]