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1. Unlawful Entry, Multiple Counts by SLASHER_TROPHY_HUSBAND

   Fandoms: Postal (Video Games)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   24 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Postal Dude (Postal Video Games)/Reader
   • Postal Dude (Postal Video Games)/You
   • The Postal Dude/Reader
   • The Postal Dude/You
   • Postal Dude (Postal Video Games)
   • Reader
   • You
   • Postal Dude (P1)
   • The Postal Dude
   • Stalking
   • Breaking and Entering
   • Guns
   • Mental Health Issues
   • Mental Instability
   • Slow Burn
   • Eventual Smut
   • No Use of Y/N for Reader-Insert
   • Game: Postal (1997)
   • Game: Postal Redux
   • Postal Dude is queer
   • no beta we die like men
   • Porn with Plot
   • Postal Dude is mentally ill
   • Home Invasion
   • Neither of you know what you are
   • Ambiguous Relationship
   • Could be gender neutral if the reader ignores some words
   • alcohol use
   • Reader lives in Paradise
   • Reader is a little desperate and impulsive
   • This is wicked self-indulgent
   • Dubcon Cuddling
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added

   Summary

   Paradise sucks. It's full of people who don't give a fuck about their neighbors and generally keep to themselves. Not you, though. You help out one particularly odd neighbor on your street, and suddenly find yourself with the sort of connection you've been craving. If only he weren't so standoffish. Hell, you don't even know his name. He's just "Dude".

   TLDR: Your small act of kindness sparks a weird relationship with Postal Dude that involves a little bit of home invasion. Fun!

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   9,539

   Chapters:

   2/?

   Comments:

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