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operation undivorce

Summary:

Chatfic where Sharky, Kenny and Chunkz try to fix Niko and Aj's relationship after moving out.

Chapter 1

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

10:05am, Marrakesh
Bali boys

Chunkz:
This guy is gone

Sharky:
nah facts
never seen a man more gone before

Kenny:
????
This abt Aj innit

Sharky:
yh
somali boys holiday and he’s still talking abt some Nikolas

Kenny:
😭😭

Sharky:
24/7 in my ear

Kenny:
We gotta do something man
Poor guy

Chunkz:
Yo im on that

Sharky:
same
we need to make them live together again
operation undivorce

Chunkz:
Cold
Btw where are u ak me and Aj been waiting downstairs for years

Sharky:
im cominggg

Kenny:
Chill

Sharky:
only do that for u baby

Chunkz:
Yeah crazy

 

-

 

BETAAAA

Niko:
My boysss
Hope Marrakesh is good
And u Kenny with ur onlyfans or wtv it is ur doing now

Kenny:
Lost ur soul

Niko:
Anyway
Just letting yall know flights confirmed next Tues

Sharky:
VAMOSSS
world cup here we come

Aj:
nah im actually gassed

Chunkz:
Thats if that orange prick lets us into the country

Niko:
Why would u put that out there man

Chunkz:
Jus saying
Can never be too prepared

Kenny:
We gotta be britished off
Cheerio

Sharky:
pip pip
bottle of wota innit

Kenny:
Wotaaa

Aj:
yall annoying as hell yk that

Kenny:
👀👀
Takes one to know one ig

Chunkz:
MENTALLLL

Aj:
?????
wtf that mean

Kenny:
Don't worry sweet pea
Enjoy ur trip

Aj:
ur a nonce

Niko:
That is true

 

-

 

Ratatouille:
u up

🦒:
No

Ratatouille:
yh nice

🦒:
Why you texting little one

Ratatouille:
[aj sitting on the ground while chunkz and sharky play padel.MP4]
how do u man like this sport

🦒:
Padel is fire
The problem must be u

Ratatouille:
fuck off im leaving

🦒:
AJJJJJ
Aj my princess
Come back i didnt mean it
What did u wanna talk abt

Ratatouille:
dont call me princess u prick

🦒:
Oki sorry
Little prince

Ratatouille:
allah
im done
i’ll go play with them

🦒:
Have fun~~
Wait btw
Theres a pair of kids size shoes still here
Probably urs
Come get them when ur back

Ratatouille:
🖕
but ok

 

-

 

Bali boys

Sharky:
boys i got it
crazy idea
it's gotta work
read too many fanfics for it not to
im the goat

Kenny:
What

Chunkz:
Brother tell us then

Sharky:
u man will see

Chunkz:
Bitch

 

-

 

Tuesday, 9:16am, California
BETAAAA

Aj:
bro im gonna fucking leave this group

Chunkz:
Woah there ksi

Sharky:
💀

Aj:
dont even joke
where is everyone

Kenny:
Ime herw
Witb niko
[niko driving airport baggage vehicle.png]

Sharky:
HAHAHAGA

Aj:
hes a sicko
why is he doing that

Kenny:
Vid for NDL
I dont reallt knwo
[kenny and niko on the airport runway.png]

Chunkz:
Im bussing up
U lot are not serious people

Aj:
oi where are u
sharks too

Sharky:
uhhhh

Aj:
are u not through

Sharky:
they saw mohamud in my name
and sent me to random check
which has another line

Chunkz:
ALLAH
IM FUCKED AS WELL THEN
AMIN MOHAMED
Double whammy
Pray for me boys

Aj:
serves u right
took 50 years to get off the plane

Chunkz:
Shut up bitch
Now u wait for all 4 of us

Aj:
[james holding his luggage.png]
he said ur all pricks

Chunkz:
Coming from the privileged white guy yeah
Say no more

Kenny:
K so
We kinda bumped itno marlon
N we’re in his stream now

Sharky:
no wait
everyones gonna come find us

Kenny:
Too late

Chunkz:
Got thrown to the random check line
Love and guidance

Sharky:
ai i just got out
getting a donut from dunkin

Aj:
fat fuck
stay there we’re coming

Sharky:
okay boo

Niko:
@kingkenny
Control ur man

Sharky:
oh guess whos back

Aj:
shut up both of u
theres a mob of people at the landing gates now
and a girl holding an aj marry me poster
she looks 15 MAX
good stream

Niko:
😂😂😂
Me n Ken are coming

Chunkz:
Yeh me too

Aj:
just hurry up man
transport leaves in 10

 

-

 

11:09pm, California

Sharks😍😍:
baby
u coming over?

kenny 💘:
Already omw
😘

 

-

 

BETAAAA

Chunkz:
OI
THE WALLS ARE THIN
SHUT THE FUCK UP U TWO

Niko:
Goodness me

Aj:
thank god i didnt take ur room

Chunkz:
@ohnosharky
@kingkenny
U bastards
Hello
HELLO
HELLOOOOO
JUST LOUD AS FUCK

Niko:
U think theyre gonna answer u yeah

Aj:
too lost in the sauce

Niko:
😂😂

Chunkz:
Fuck this Aj im going to ur room
This is illness

Aj:
THE FUCK U ARENT

Chunkz:
Watch me bitch

Aj:
STAY AWAY BRUV

Niko:
Jesus I can hear Chunkz yelling from my room
Let him in Aj
Ok he stopped

Chunkz:
King sized bed for a rat and he wouldn't let me in

Aj:
brother i have a right to my own room

Chunkz:
[aj wrapped under the covers.png]

Niko:
Awww little cutie
Watch out for that breath tho
Absolutely danks

Aj:
i know ur not talking rn

Niko:
❤️❤️❤️
Sharks and Ken not responding still

Chunkz:
Dont remind me

 

-

 

Wednesday, 7:34am, California
BETAAAA

Sharky:
Yoooo
uh
sorry chunkz
😅😅

Kenny:
Yeah we apologise

Chunkz:
Dont wanna hear it
U guys buying me lunch AND dinner

Kenny:
Yes sir

 

-

 

4:15pm, California

Shully:
yo niks

tall one:
My brotherr
Had fun last night i see😏

Shully:
shut up
u ready for the shoot tomorrow yeah
remember to wear the suit we sent

tall one:
I was gonna ask
Sharkymore budget increased innit

Shully:
u know me

tall one:
Cold
Actually why not just text the GC

Shully:
nah chunkz cant make it so im dming u lot

tall one:
Oh fairs
What are we doing in suits btw

Shully:
why do u have so many questions
just be at hotel lobby by 7

tall one:
Ok dictator

 

-

 

sharks:
ajjj

small one:
what
horny freak

sharks:
Woah
chill
im just reminding u abt tomorrows shoot
and to wear the suit

small one:
i know bro
its in my calendar

sharks:
didnt know u used a calendar

small one:
ima busy man
what are we even filming

sharks:
u’ll find out😉

small one:
weirdo

 

-

 

Bali boys

Sharky:
THE PLAN IS SETTTT

Chunkz:
Would be good if i knew what tf ur talking abt

Kenny:
Yh sharks u sound schizo

Sharky:
come to my room i’ll explain

Chunkz:
The same one u man were getting nasty in?
Hell no

Sharky:
k fine we’ll go to urs

Chunkz:
Love for dat

Notes:

just saying guys im writing off VIBES ive got 2 chapters written then i truly have no idea where this is going😭