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After the hellish couple of days Denji had gone through recently, he was happy to finally get a couple of normal-ish days.
Power was being an idiot like always, and Aki was still the same strict-looking person as always, although he had been loosening up recently.
On this lovely little day, Denji was watching "Detective Magician" with Power while Aki cooked up some food.
"Hey, Power, I'm gonna need you to actually eat some vege-"
Ring Ring Ring
Aki, a little annoyed by the interruption, goes and picks up the phone.
It was Makima. However, she came with some wonderful news for the little family!
They just needed to head over to her office.
"Hey, you two, get dressed, we're heading to Makima's office, she has some news for us." Aki explained to them.
"Aye aye, sir" Denji responded while Power started complaining and whining. However, Power's complaints (obviously) didn't work, and so they all headed to the office.
"Due to the turbulent events of the previous week, I decided to give you three a brief little break"
She then revealed that the break was to this place called Disneyland.
"THAT'S THAT ONE PLACE WITH THE MOUSE, RIGHT?!!", "Nicolous Mouse?" Denji screamed in excitement, his years of seeing the Disney movie kicking into full effect.
"You mean Mickey Mouse?" Makima corrected him.
"Yeah, that Guy! Denji said giddily.
"Oh, that Guy." Power thought to herself.
(Narrator: You see, Power had some deep-rooted animosity towards Mickey Mouse because she just really fucking hates mice, that's really all there is to it.)
"Anyway, the tickets are for tomorrow, so take the time to get ready today." Makima explained.
"Thank you very much, Makima-san. I'll make sure they get prepared for tomorrow." Aki said in a polite tone.
"Thank you, Meesh Makima!" Denji said.
The next day…
It was a terribly hot day, but the three had made it a little before the park's opening, because of a little bargaining chip called food. Sadly for them, they still arrived a little late to avoid the large swarm of tourists trying to get there earlier than the word early.
"Oh, what the fuc-" they both almost said until Aki interrupted them.
"Guys, no swearing in or near the park, there's a lot of kids, and I don't want to get kicked out"
(Thirty minutes later…)
"Topknot, where is the food. The great Power demands some sustenance!"
"Yeah, Aki, when does it opennn…" Denji said in a very groggy tone
"Look, you two, the park opens in like two minutes, so just wa-"
Clang!
The park gates open, followed by excited screams from Denji and Power. They both run in screaming different things.
"Mickey!"
"Food!"
"Slow down, you two…" Aki says in an exasperated tone.
Denji and Aki head towards "Mickey Mouse" while Power bolts in the other direction, straight for the turkey leg stand.
Kobeni was just trying to find some different jobs. This one was supposed to be a little calmer…
"H- Hello Ma'am, what would you lik- P-Power?!!"
"Yo, Short chick, I demand to have one of those turney legs"
"I-it's actually a t-turkey le-"
"WHAT?" Power asks in a confused tone
Kobeni hadn't felt this scared in a while. With this madwoman in front of her, she genuinely feared for her life.
"O-okay, Power t-that'll be 1,200 yen"
"B-but you can get it w-with a drink for 1,740 y-yen"
What. Power thought to herself. How dare she tell the Great, Majestic, Magnificent Queen Power to pay? Pay? That was only for people like Topknot, not her.
"Excuse me, short chick. What?"
"I-its 1,200 y-yen"
"NO, NO, NO, you don't make the Great Power pay."
"You give me the food."
This gathers a small group of people staring at Power's "little" outburst.
Kobeni, trying to damage control the situation, responds with "P-power i-its my f-first day, p-please just pay"
"NO, I SHALL NOT PAY, GIVE ME THE FOOD OR I'll uhh… I'LL BITE YOUR HEAD OFF!" Power then starts aggressively growling at Kobeni.
"WAIT, I-il'll give you the t-turkey leg j-just stop screaming at me." Kobeni, with a 100-yard stare, then gives Power the turkey leg, as if trying not to get "bit".
"Thank you, short chick." "Was it that hard to give the magnificent Power her food?"
"N-no ma'mm…"
Aki convinces Denji to eat before meeting Mickey, and they go and get some skewers. They also decide to sit down for a bit, since there's no way the line will get that long, right?
"So, Denji, how do you feel about this place?"
"Oh dude, this place is the fuc- (Aki kicks his foot under the table) flarking best!"
"That's good to hear. So any rides you're interested in so far?"
"Prolly that one with the girl has the big ti-(Aki kicks his foot again) melons. Uhhhhh whatsername again… Oh Right! White Snow!" Denji exclaimed.
"You mean Snow White."
"Yeah!"
"You know what, we'll go after we meet Mickey"
"Yay!"
"Anyway, let's get going, Denji. Did you enjoy the skewer?"
"I did! It was pretty good!"
Denji and Aki, unaware of Power's shenanigans, wait in line to meet "Mickey". However, the line is terribly long.
"Akiiiii, does the line ever get any shorter…" Denji groans.
"Denji, just wait, we'll be there soon enough." Aki responds.
"Why is he so adamant about seeing Mickey Mouse of all characters. Why not Goofy or Donald, but maybe this'll be good for him." Aki thinks to himself.
( Some time later…)
"Oh boy, it's me, Mickey Mouse!"
"Whoa, Mickey Mouse is right in front of me…" Denji said, feeling like he was still dreaming.
"Well, there he is, Denji, go and meet him, and I'll wait here," Aki said with the intention of not wanting to get involved with whatever Denji would do.
Although Aki did feel like something was missing, or better yet, someone, but if he forgot it, then it probably wasn't really that important.
(Narrator: He would regret this decision later.)
Denji then walks over to Mickey, getting ready to take a picture with him. Right before the picture, however, Denji recalls a silly question he had. "Does Mickey have a neck?" He then impulsively tries to lift "Mickey's" head and…
Ploop.
"AHHHHHHH, WHERE THE HELL IS MICKEY, YOU FAKER", "I DON'T WANT (reads nametag), uhhhhh… CARL, I WANT MICKEY!" Denji basically yells at poor, poor Carl, also traumatizing a line of kids in the process.
"DENJI, GET OFF OF HIM!" Aki is basically commanding him.
"But Akiiiii, don't you see this faker…?"
"Denji. We're leaving, now." Aki looks at Denji with a stare so cold that it could freeze the sun.
And so they leave the general vicinity of the area with the line. With Denji getting dragged by Aki
"Hey Aki, where's Powy…"
"Fuck."
Power continues with her spree of harassment and terrorism, harassing even more employees for food.
"The Great Power demands that burger!"
"Ma'mm. As the sign very clearly says, you need to pay. Okay?"
(One Power Crashout™ later)
"O-O-Okay M-ma'mm, Here y-you go…" Said the employee, scared out of his mind.
"Hmph! There we go, lowly employee." Said Power as she walked away.
She then went to "Splash Mountain™", where she found a very interesting red valve that turned off the water… (Really, Power…?)
This then (obviously) caused the ride to stop working and, maybe, just maybe, led to a couple of injuries and lawsuits.
"Oh man, they closed it. Hmph! I'll head for another one then." Power exclaimed loudly.
Power then headed over to the Snow White™ Ride, where she skipped the line by brute force, leaving a couple of kids crying and a couple of angry parents.
"Phew, after waiting for a while, I can finally get on this thing." Power said, relieved.
The ride then begins and starts chronicling the events of Snow White™, and all goes well until a little scene with a certain Evil Queen…
"AGHHAGAHHAHHGAAHGAGAH, WHAT IS THATTTTT!" Power then lunges towards the animatronic and summons her blood axe, and starts violently attacking the animatronic of the Evil Queen,
First going for its head
and then its legs.
"Oh, it's fake. Hehe, Toodles!"
Power then bolts out of the building, heading to the center of the park, until she sees him.
A big statue of the Mouse. The Mouse.
Her Biggest enemy. Mickey Mouse.
Aki lets Denji stand up after getting away from the line and The Incident™ (as it would later be dubbed)
"Look, Denji, that was really, really stupid, but-(Gets punched by Denji). Ow! What the hell, Denji!"
"That's for not letting me further expose the faker."
"Really, Denji…? This now?"
"Of all the goddamn times to do this…" Aki mutters to himself
"Oi Aki, don't forget you didn't let me stop the faker."
Coming to terms with the fact that Denji would keep talking about this, he just gave up.
"Yes, Denji, I'm sorry I didn't help you 'expose' the 'faker', but we have to find Power first. Then we can go find the "faker" again."
"Fine, Aki, but I'll remember this."
(Narrator: His ass didn't remember that.)
They then get a move on to locate Power, with Aki fearing for the worst by that point.
(After finding Power)
"Phew, we finally found you, Power." Aki sighed in relief.
"STAND BACK, MORTALS! I SHALL EVISCERATE THIS EVIL MOUSE!" She proclaimed to the Disney public. She summoned her axe…
and then his head fell…
Tonk!
"POWER, what the FUCK did you do to Mickey?!! Denji exclaimed!
"Saving the world from the evil mouse, of course, dummy." Power responded
"Holy shit, we're fried." said Aki.
The Disney public screamed! Hundreds of little kids were crying after seeing Disney's beloved mascot beheaded!
Dozens of police and SWAT cars started surrounding the premises of the park, looking for the little menace that had caused thousands in property damage (and in future lawsuits).
"SHIT, let's get the fuck outta here!"
They all then proceeded to "get the fuck outta there," only to get caught and imprisoned.
Denji and Aki were sentenced to twenty years in prison for being accomplices to terrorism, but the charges were dropped shortly after an investigation was conducted, and no evidence was found.
Kobeni got another job at Burger King shortly after The Incident™, and Carl went to therapy.
Power was just fucking put down. There's no way to sugarcoat it; she just fucking died.