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What can we say about our “Mountain Dew Hat Man”?
His name was Walter.
He drove a Jeep Wrangler CJ-7. Color: blue.
His hat was green, his vehicle was blue.
He preferred flannel clothing.
He drove the same route almost every day.
Dave McFly had to admit his little (younger) brother had nice handwriting, but what the hell was this weird text?
He spoke the words aloud when Marty came into the kitchen, hefting their dad’s typewriter.
“What the hell is this?”
Marty placed the typewriter down.
“Homework. We’re working on eulogies in Creative Writing.”
“Walt’s not dead!”
Marty shrugged.