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1. I can smell your sickness (I can cure your disease) by moobxox

   Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   02 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Il Dottore/Pantalone (Genshin Impact)
   • Il Dottore (Genshin Impact)
   • Pantalone (Genshin Impact)
   • Mentioned Pulcinella (Genshin Impact)
   • No Sex
   • Sexual Tension
   • Top Pantalone (Genshin Impact)
   • not rlly they dont fuck
   • but he teases him so
   • Bottom Il Dottore (Genshin Impact)
   • Il Dottore is Zandik (Genshin Impact)
   • Pantalone is Called Feofan (Genshin Impact)
   • Morning Wood
   • Neglect
   • Contracts
   • Pantalone is a Tease (Genshin Impact)
   • and a pervert highkey
   • Dirty Talk
   • Il Dottore is Down Bad (Genshin Impact)
   • Il Dottore is a Mess (Genshin Impact)
   • old man yaoi yay

   Summary

   Inspired by a tweet my mutual made: "dottore and pantalone are so insufferable they also probably came up with some contract and mutually beneficial partnership bs to have sex"

   Because yeah, they would. There is explicit language in this fic, but I tagged it as 'mature' since there's no sex... yet. I might write it if people want me to.

   Title from 'Disease' by Lady Gaga.

   Series

   • Part 4 of Genshin Impact Fics

   Language:

   English

   Words:

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   1/?

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