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1. How to get a girlfriend 101 by Snackeater

   Fandoms: Ever After High  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/F, F/M
   • Work in Progress

   28 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • C.A. Cupid/Blondie Lockes
   • Poppy O'Hair/Duchess Swan
   • Darling Charming/Apple White
   • Kitty Cheshire/Lizzie Hearts
   • Briar Beauty/Faybelle Thorn
   • Ramona Badwolf/Justine Dancer
   • Farrah Goodfairy/Crystal Winter
   • C.A. Cupid
   • Blondie Lockes
   • Poppy O'Hair
   • Duchess Swan (Ever After High)
   • Darling Charming
   • Apple White
   • Kitty Cheshire
   • Lizzie Hearts
   • Briar Beauty (Ever After High)
   • Faybelle Thorn
   • Ramona Badwolf
   • Justine Dancer
   • Farrah Goodfairy
   • Crystal Winter
   • Cerise Hood
   • Hopper Croakington II
   • Idiots in Love
   • a tiny bit of angst
   • But this is mostly comedy and fluff
   • Put seven lovesicks heads together and what do you get?
   • nothing pretty
   • Cupid a little crazy
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Alternate Universe - Normal High School
   • Yeah basically no destinies nor magic
   • Cupid is extremely in love with her girlfriend
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Tooth-Rotting Fluff
   • I suppose
   • Romantic Comedy
   • IS MY GOAL ANYWAY
   • Poppy is along for the ride
   • I hate tagging
   • Established C.A. Cupid/Blondie Lockes
   • Established Poppy O'hair/Duchess Swan
   • Jealousy
   • Drama
   • Yearning
   • gonna be a lot of that
   • Fair warning they're pathetic
   • Lack of Communication
   • Servely
   • Developing Friendships

   Summary

   Love is complicated.

   And unfortunately for C.A. Cupid, her classmates seem determined to make it even more complicated.

   After spending an entire year helping others with their love lives, Cupid finds herself needing to search for a way to prove just how capable she really is. Armed with an overly ambitious plan and one very reluctant assistant, she takes on five of Ever After High's most difficult cases.

   With five hopeless situations ahead of her, Cupid is determined to prove that nobody is beyond her abilities.

   How hard could it be?

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   45,202

   Chapters:

   6/15

   Comments:

   149

   Kudos:

   215

   Bookmarks:

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