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1. both of us in this room (what is a man supposed to do?) by giveorange

   Fandoms: Men's Football RPF  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   22 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Ricardo "Kaká" Izecson dos Santos Leite/Cristiano Ronaldo
   • No beta we die like real man
   • priest! kaka
   • reddit user! cristiano
   • fwb to lovers
   • Inappropriate use of Lost in Translation
   • Dry Humping
   • Angst and Hurt/Comfort
   • Inappropriate use of the confession room
   • Hand Jobs
   • Implied/Referenced Homophobia

   Summary

   “Please forgive me, Father Ricardo,” Cristiano says. “I’ve done something really, really bad.”

   Five months after retiring from football, Kaká becomes Father Ricardo. Cristiano is determined to corrupt the shit out of him.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   26,378

   Chapters:

   7/8

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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