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1. CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS and the Inexplicable Lore of the Extraterrestrial Rebel Vs the No-good Shapeshifters from Outer Space by NixieBug

   Fandoms: Captain Underpants Series - Dav Pilkey, Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie (2017)  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   04 Jul 2026

   Tags

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   • Edith the Lunch Lady/Benjamin Krupp
   • Benjamin Krupp & Melvin Sneedly
   • George Beard & Harold Hutchins
   • Zorx & Klax & Jennifer
   • Zorx & Klax & Jennifer & Edith
   • Edith the Lunch Lady (Captain Underpants)
   • Benjamin Krupp
   • George Beard
   • Harold Hutchins
   • Melvin Sneedly
   • Zorx (Captain Underpants)
   • Klax (Captain Underpants)
   • Jennifer (Captain Underpants)
   • Established Relationship
   • alien!Edith
   • inspired by sticky notes au
   • so check infini-tree's tumblr to see Alien!Edith art (not sponsored)
   • Edith is traumatized oops
   • Melvin and Edith hate eachother
   • but Melvin hates everyone so
   • shapeshifting technology
   • TENTACLED EDITH
   • this is my first ao3 fic can you tell
   • no beta we fade into nothing like Edith's will to live
   • writers block is killing me
   • badly written because I make my best work when im sleep deprived

   Summary

   Edith hissed through her teeth, tearing another page from her notebook. She tapped at her desk with her pencil, staring at the unopened box of high-tech wristbands that sat on her bed.

   She had to do this. She had no choice.

   Trigger warning for those who may need it! Mentions of battle scars and workplace abuse (does that spaceship count as a workplace?) and Melvin Sneedly sucks as per usual

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   3,673

   Chapters:

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