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1. Ninth Rule by GleefulMayhem

   Fandoms: Fight Club (1999), Fight Club - Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club - All Media Types  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   11 Jul 2013

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Tyler Durden/Narrator
   • Tyler Durden
   • Narrator (Fight Club)
   • Marla Singer
   • in which Tyler and the Narrator are separate humans
   • I channel William S. Burroughs more easily than Chuck Palahniuk
   • crude language
   • but only semi-descriptive language
   • metaphors and similes -- freeform
   • Mentions of Sex
   • Mentions of rough sex
   • I'm too lazy to write proper sex
   • Explicit Language
   • of sorts
   • no I haven't been tested for crazy
   • OOC because I think I used too harsh language
   • everyone ships Tyler/Narrator except Marla
   • Marla feels used
   • duh - Freeform
   • Orgasm Denial
   • Blow Jobs
   • Riding
   • Unclear Scene Change
   • I read the book as I watched the film so I don't even know which universe this is in
   • Marla may become president one day
   • POV First Person
   • POV Second Person
   • semi-fucked up relationships
   • I mean
   • it works for them so don't judge
   • casually written in like two hours
   • this had potential and then it was four am

   Summary

   "Sex with Tyler was like flat ironing your arm hair on a NASCAR track when the space between you and the cars was less than the gap between a pickle jar and it’s lid."

   In which the Narrator figures out what is happening with the help of Fight Club monkeys and Marla.

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   English

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