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pluto stared at the snake man infront of him.
"whats your name?"
pluto asked.
"makemake"
he responded. pluto giggled to himself.
"WHATS SO FUNNY??"
makemake yelled. pluto burst out laughing.
"your name sounds stupid"
pluto insulted.
"SHUT UP 3 EYED"
makemake screeched.
"oi don't call me 3 eyes when you have glasses so you have 4 eyes and you have.. 1 2 3 4 5 6... eyes on your hair so your 10 eyed"
pluto snapped back. makemake's face became redder then his hair and he pounced onto pluto. charon approached them and chuckled to herself. eris slowly walked over, worried about what was happening.
"is he dead!?"
eris shouted.
"nah my vemon isnt lethal he will be passed out for a week but he will live. unless haumea finds him and does haumea stuff"
makemake replied. eris looked concerned.
"what do you mean by that"
eris asked.
"haumea eats only meat, we are humanoid things. we are meat"
makemake said as if it was normal.
"i feel like i was being talked about so im here"
haumea said happily. everyone(minus pluto and haumea) screamed.
"im confused whats wrong"
haumea asked. eris explained to him that he literally just appeared out of no where. haumea nodded. eris sighed and watched the boys argue about the perfect dick size. charon made a joke about pluto having a tiny penis and the boys both howled with laughter. eris giggled quietly to herself. maybe everything would be alright.