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coolsigmastar made a group chat
coolsigmastar added some people
asseater1: tf is this
meangirl: WHAT IS THAT NAME BRO
asseater1: what you mean bro
asseater2: yeah its so peak
meangirl: oh god there multiplying
asseater2: what do you mean
coolsigmastar changed everyones name
sun: no freaky names mars and earth please
mars: man why did you reval us
earth; im gonna die from shame
saturn: bro discovered conquences
jupiter: hI ery1
saturn: hello love
uranus: bros spelling is booty cheeks
jupiter: I am actively praying on your downfall. Trust me, you will soon be in pain for all erternity.
uranus: tf
jupiter: Think before you speak Uranus.
uranus: should i be scared
planet x: WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A SHEILD URANUS
uranus: get away from me from planet of greed
planet x: WHO WANTS TO BUY SOMETHING FROM ME
planet x: PLEASE I WANT MONEY
venus: turn all caps off brochaco
planet x: WHY, ITS FUN TO HAVE ALL CAPS ON ALSO LETTERS IN ALL CAPS ARE REALLY HOT
venus: huh
mercury: bro is crazy
planet x: YALL ARE JUST HATERS I HATE YOU ALL
earth: you sound like a drug addict
planet x: I DO NOT DO DRUGS
earth: hm ok.
venus: me and mercury got matching shirts
earth: why do they say "moons are the worse"
mercury: the truth is harsh
saturn: help i have 293 moons
jupiter: fr33 f00d
saturn: jupiter no...
jupiter: 4w
uranus: biggie
jupiter: Who likes having you around? That's right, no one.
uranus: man no need to be so harsh
jupiter: Talk to me when you have friends, a love life and a nice home
uranus: you live in a cage but ok
uranus: @smartesticegiant be my friend
neptune: hell nah i'd rather explode
Uranus: @NOTASCAMMER be my friend
planet x: EVEN IF YOU PAY ME WITH LOTS OF MONEY I STILL I DONT WANT TO EVEN EXIST NEAR YOU
sun: uranus, come here
uranus: why
sun; do it
2 users are offline
jupiter: my m00n is d4t1ng @asseater1 m00n
jupiter: g4nym3d3 4nd ph0b0s l00k s0 h4ppy
mars: HUH WHAT
jupiter: th3y 4r3 y401
venus: who told unc about yaoi
jupiter: I will eat you.
uranus: help
uranus: sun got powers
uranus: my dick gone
uranus: and i got a pussy now
saturn: im not gonna ask
uranus: he keeps calling me nina what does that mean
earth: im pretty sure that means little girl in spainsh
uranus: oh hell nah i aint little and im also a MAN, THE MANLIEST MAN EVER
venus: sun wants a loli
mercury: ewwww
venus: ikr
earth: dont you jerk off to incest venus
venus has left the group chat
earth: oop
saturn: why are you rockies so freaky
earth: cause our boners are rock hard
saturn has left the group chat
mars: earth that was an unfunny joke
earth: yeah i know
mercury: but its the truth
mars: ik
jupiter: y4ll 4r3 t00 fr43ky f0r my l1k1ng
sun: 6
mercury: sun no
sun: 7
mercury: bad sun
sun: 67
earth: oh no HES BRAINROTTED
mars: exacution
mercury: beheading
venus has joined the group chat
venus: public hanging
jupiter: 34t3n 4l1v3
neptune: exprimented on
uranus: tourtued to death
planet x: BLOWN UP
sun: HUH WHAT DID I DO
earth: be brainrotted
sun: but 67
saturn has joined the group chat
saturn: raped to death.
sun: DUDE WHAT
uranus: thats like hardcore saturn
saturn: shush flat ass
uranus: bitch i complimented you
saturn: shush ur anus
uranus: I AM GONNA KILL YOU
saturn: TRY ME BITCH
2 users have gone offline
jupiter: H3LL Y34H 4 F1GHT G0 S4TURN
1 user has gone offline
sun: omds
earth: @smartesticegiant guve up updates on the fight
neptune: uranus fucking sucks at fighting
earth: sucks to be him
neptune: jupiter chanting about how hes gonna eat uranus when he dies
neptune: saturn just stabbed uranus
neptune: uranus has retreated back to his orbit
earth: uranus is a pussy
2 users are online
saturn: HELL YEAH I WON
jupiter: g00d j0b b4b3 1 l0v3 y0u
saturn: love you too
neptune: barf
saturn: you had a threesome with us once
earth: HUH
mars: WHAT
venus: DUDE
mercury: NEPTUNE'S NOT A VIRGIN!?
neptune:in my defence it only happened because of a potion that i messed up
saturn: she refuses to admit she enjoyed it
jupiter: b1g t1tt13s
saturn: jupi no
jupiter: r34lly b1g t1tt13s
saturn: omds no cuddles
jupiter: i am going to disamble myself
saturn: jupiter you cant guilt trip others the 2nd you get punished
jupiter: aw man
sun: can i say 67 here
jupiter has hacked the groupchat
jupiter has given 2 users admin
jupiter has banned 1 word
jupiter has removed admin from 1 person
sun: DUDE GIVE ME BACK ADMIN
saturn: sweet i got admin
saturn: ty jupi
jupiter: 1 h4v3 b4nn3d suns f4v3 w0rd
sun: what
sun: 67
sun has been muted for 67 hours
uranus: giggling
neptune: he is not giggling he is staring at his screen with this expression: :|
uranus: shhh
neptune: uranus only giggles at his own jokes, which are bad
earth: worser than venus's jokes?
neptune: what are venus's jokes?
earth: @sexiesthottestplanetever its time to make jokes
venus: uhh
venus: my joke today is:
venus was banned for making an unfunny joke
neptune: thats crazy dude
earth: venus's jokes are drier than the sahara desert
neptune: ???
earth: something i have
neptune: tell the earthlings to send a probe to me, i wanna test the probes
earth: whatevs
neptune: im lonely
earth: dont you have moons
neptune: they all ran away
planet x: didnt you rip one of their's jaws off
neptune: triton was annoying
planet x: i dont got moons, but the sednoids are basically my kids and shop assitents
neptune: what happened to ypu typing in all caps
neptune: *you
planet x: its not letting me
jupiter: 1M G0NN4 TYP3 1N 4LL C4PS JUST T0 4NN0Y Y0U
planet x: dude
jupiter: 1M B0R3D S0 N0 M0R3 GC
earth: dude noooo
mars: jupiter if your bored just get off no need to delete the gc
jupiter has locked the gc for 1 day