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Summary:

THIS IS NOT FINISHED! MORE WILL BE ADDED!

So this a school AU because I simply suck at staying on plot.. M’yeah. So obviously I’m gonna make Red the main character cuz I love them so much!! Instead of Orange and Green being imposters, they are cannibals instead because I find it funnier :)

TW:Cannibalism, Cults, vulgar language, gore, body horror, and ROMACE 😔

Notes:

I want more toxic Yaoi because it’s fun and I want more GreenRed :) Anyways in sake of me writing this, am just gonna say Cyan, Black, Yellow, Purple, and Orange are all She/them, and Green, Red, Blue, Lime, White, and Brown are all He/them, because I don’t wanna get yelled at for misgendering them cuz most people I know are just she/her and he/him.. sorry guys :(

‘’ Thoughts.
“” Speaking.
„„ whispering…
«»YELLING OUT

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Chapter 1: The beginning before the first victim.

Summary:

Yall what do I do when I just realized there is already a character who is pink in the among show 💔

Chapter Text

Red was walking through the halls, yawning due to the loss of sleep. His two cousins, Pink and Rose follow beside him because they of course were both clingy, though Rose was the only one that really showed it. Pink was talking about how her fans on TikTok loved her posts a lot. Though Red wasn’t fully listening, because they were trying to figure out what to do for the upcoming Winter Prom, or what he likes to call; ‘Lonely Winter Dance’ because he never had a date to that stupid dance, which made some of the other members pick fun at him, though it was only light teasing.

'Okay so we know the theme is obviously winter castle.. for some reason. But what would be the best choice for decor? There is so much room to place things, but it’s only October.. and obviously Maroon wants to make sure he gets everything on track.. but it’s already two months away..'

Red was a little pressured to start today because Maroon takes Prom way too seriously, as expected from a lover boy, dating his cousin Pink…

«RED PAY ATTENTION!»

Red flinches as soon as he heard Pink yell at him, a few other students also stare back. Shit why does he always get off track like this when he knows Pink will get mad if he doesn’t pay attention to her over explained online life? Luckily before Pink could start scolding Red for not listening to her, her boyfriend comes in like a knight and shining armor, in Red’s eyes of course. He hated when Pink expected to be listened to 24/7 because of nana and her husband.

“Babe! There you are I was looking everywhere for you! I gotta show you my showcase of cat pictures!”

Luckily cat pictures is Pink’s number one things so he could slip away from this, but before he could Rose dragged him away because the bell just rung.

“C’mon Rose I can do it myself, am your big brother—“

“You’re not leaving me behind at all. You promised you’d stay with me for the two weeks we’re staying at your house!”

Rose was basically pouting severely like he depended on it to survive. It was cute, way too cute for a guy like Red, he couldn’t help but shed a tear at his cuteness—like seeing the most precious kitten ever. So Red just allowed himself to be dragged along, by a feisty little kitty that’s some how his cousin.

Once Red was in his class room 207, Rose made him sit down at the same desk, with a certain farm kid… Green. Red didn’t know a lot about him—just that he lives with his parents and Luis two younger siblings Olive and Leaves—wait now that you think about it, their names spell out Green Olive Leaves! And then he realized how stupid he was for not even realizing that till now.

RING RING!

The ringing of the announcements finally got Red out of his thoughts. One of the office workers was saying what day it was, what was for lunch, and the now upcoming day off, due to a memorial of the first founder of M.I.R.A’s death, if he remembers it was Dark Purple—.. Anyways class finally starts, the English teacher was explaining what they were doing, and Red was definitely not listening, so Rose stepped on his foot.

„Ouch! What’s that for Rosey?„

Red had to try his best not to say that any louder, so Ms. Lemon wouldn’t speak any louder than she already was.

„Pay attention or else I’ll tell nana.„

Red instantly locked the fuck in. No way would his mom ground him again—wait. Green’s staring at Rose.. uhm.. that’s.. That’s—I don’t know… Cool I guess?

„H-Hey.. uhm.. Red.. why is there a fifth grader here?..„

Green whispered those words to Red, which was now trying not to laugh. Rose was short, especially for a 10th grader—no denying that. But to hear someone call him a FIFTH GRADER? That was the funniest shit ever. Little did the little dumbass Red know, Green was really just plotting to fucking kill Rose because he stomped hard on Red’s foot.

„He’s my cousin, and he’s in tenth grade.„

That instantly made Green not want to kill rose instead, though he still didn’t like the idea of anyone hurting Red.m

„Oh.. okay. Though you need to make sure he doesn’t hurt you though..„

„It’s okay Green, he usually—„

Then Rose stomps on Red’s foot again, which made him wince a little, then Rose glared at Green, already hating him for making Red loose focus again.