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    Summary

    The mere thought of having to deal with the media, with the criticisms that will undoubtedly come with this entire situation, has him feeling as though he needs to empty his stomach over the toilet bowl for the second time today. It flashes through his mind that maybe he could call Pond or Phuwin, but the thought of having to utter the words out loud when he can barely stand to think about them himself stops him in his tracks.

    Reluctantly, he looks at the pink and white stick laying on the ground, hoping he somehow read it wrong or that this is all just some stupid, bad dream.

    Two lines, one completely solid and the other vague, yet still there.

    OR

    Perth and Santa are thrust into the world of parenting without any warning.

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