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HootHoot69 Has Added 50ShadesOfBro, TeamMascot, DadchisABeliever and Username
HootHoot69
Helloot Captains
DadchisABeliever
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What the hell?
Braptons?
50ShadesOfBro
Y halo thar Bro
and its obviously Bro Captains
HootHoot69
thank you bro
50ShadesOfBro
Anything for you bro
anything for you
TeamMascot
Your favorite person is here~
DadchisABeliever
....Oikawa..?
TeamMascot
How dare you question your favorite person?? You should know instantly!!!
DadchisABeliever
Anyway, whos this Username person?
TeamMascot
Don't change the subject!!!
Username
Hello, I Apologize For Not Introducing Myself Earlier, But It seemed Like I Would Be Interrupting Something.
I Am Wakatoshi Ushijima.
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HootHoot69 Has Added TeamMascot
TeamMascot
God Dammit let me die in fucking peace
HootHoot69
whats wrong with your username dude?
Username
If This So Called "Dude" You Are Referring To Is Me
I Haven't Been Able To Figure Out How To Change It.
TeamMascot
o SHit I got this
What do you want your username to be?
Username
Ushijima, That Is All.
--Usernames Name Has Been Changed To Ushiasshole--
TeamMascot
Perfection <3
Ushiasshole
I See No Reason To Take Advantage Of Someone Who Wants Help.
TeamMascot
can't you evER GET MAD LIKE DAMN
Ushiasshole
Why Are You Mad?
Because You Didn't Come To Shiratorizawa?
TeamMascot
tHIS IS WHY I DON'T LIKE YOU GOD DAMMIT
Ushiasshole
I Am Not The Reason You Don't Have A Better Ace To Set Too. Theres No Reason To Get Mad At Me.
TeamMascot
dont you fucKING TALK ABOUT IWA-CHAN
DadchisABeliever
You both need Jesus.
50ShadesOfBro
He's probably sitting next to you,
just tell him to get on lolol
HootHoot69
bRO your so smart!!
50ShadesOfBro
Thanks Bro, you know me so well
But can we talk about the moon for a sec?
DadchisABeliever
Huh?
50ShadesOfBro
Its so pretty, and tall, and its glasses are amazing~
I wonder what it would look like without clothes....
Hmmm...
HootHoot69
bRO
The moon doesn't have clothes, or glasses, and its actually kinda fat
TeamMascot
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Are you seriously trying to get into Tsukishima-chans pants?
DadchisABeliever
Stay the FUCk away from my child
Ushiasshole
Excuse Me For Asking
But Isn't It Impossible To Get Into Someone's Pants? Aren't You Too Tall?
TeamMascot
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50ShadesOfBro
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DadchisABeliever
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HootHoot69
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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