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  1. Tom Ryder, and Other Bad Ideas by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Fall Guy (2024)  

    07 Jul 2026

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    “Ryder’s asking me for your number again.” Is Colt’s opening line when he calls him at 6pm on a Friday.
    “What did you tell him?” Ryland asks, phone tucked against his shoulder.
    “That anything he does to you I’ll do to him next time I see him.” Ryland can hear the grin in his voice. His brother sounds slightly tipsy.
    “Nice.”
    “Told him to fuck off, obviously... Ry?”
    “Yeah?”
    “Obviously - right?”

    Ryland Grace would be lying if he said he wasn't attracted to international movie star Tom Ryder. The fact that Tom happens to be his twin brother's coworker and the worlds most gigantic asshole are just two of the reasons dating him is a bad idea. Unfortunately for Ryland Grace, bad ideas are often the most fun...

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