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RELEVANT CONVERSATION 1
TakesNoL’s - 12:03 PM
Kris?
KristianMinecrapServer - 12:03 PM
Yeah???
TakesNoL’s - 12:03 PM
Fuck you fuck you fuck you
KristianMinecrapServer - 12:03 PM
??? Why tf are you swearing now
Or using your old phone???
I thought it reminded you of back then (edited)
TakesNoL’s - 12:05 PM
Last straw!!!
KristianMinecrapServer - 12:05 PM
Sorry for doing the heart prank again
Seriously though could you bring the heart back it took a WHILE to make
TakesNoL’s - 12:06 PM
What
KristianMinecrapServer - 12:06 PM
Oh so you didn’t find a heart shaped object??
TakesNoL’s - 12:07 PM
You insult me
I leave forever
RELEVANT CONVERSATION 2
KristianMinecrapServer - 12:08 PM
Noelle what the fuck?? Just use this account
HolidayGirl^-^ - 12:10 PM
KRIS I AM FLIRTING DO NOT INTERRUPT ME
KristianMinecrapServer - 12:11 PM
What?? You were literally just messaging me on your old acc
HolidayGirl^-^ - 12:12 PM
How would I do that?? I literally got locked out of it.
Someone hacked it I bet
Now go away and let me rizz up this dinosaur
KristianMinecrapServer - 12:12 PM
Screenshotted
Sending to Susie
HolidayGirl^-^ - 12:13 PM
DON’T YOU DARE.
KristianMinecrapServer - 12:13 PM
If you ever say rizz again
I send it
You go “OH CHEESE AND CRACKERS!”
You are sheltered girl
That’s your personality
It is perfect and I would like you not to change it
(Plus if you reverted to an iPad baby, dating Susie would make her a pedo or smth idk)
HolidayGirl^-^ - 12:14 PM
IS IT REALLY THAT BIG OF A DEAL
KristianMinecrapServer - 12:15 PM
Hol up gotta deal with the hacker
RELEVANT CONVERSATION 3
KristianMinecrapServer - 12:17 PM
Hey click this funny link
www.notanipgrabber.dvce
TakesNoL’s - 12:17 PM
Oh boy I am very gullible time to click this link that is a very obvious IP grabber
I love having my information stolen
KristianMinecrapServer - 12:18
Wait
It’s sending me someone’s info
LMAO WTF
WHY DID YOU CLICK IT IF YOU KNEW IT WAS AN IP GRABBER
TakesNoL’s - 12:18
I JUST said I was gonna click it
Why do you always think I’m lying
KristianMinecrapServer - 12:20 PM
What
Why does it say you’re using the phone from Noelle’s wifi
TakesNoL’s - 12:21 PM
Open the front door, Dreemurr
KristianMinecrapServer - 12:22 PM
WHO IS THIS
TakesNoL’s - 12:23 PM
Someone who has had enough of your lies
NOW OPEN THE DOOR
KristianMinecrapServer - 12:24 PM
Please i’m sorry
TakesNoL’s - 12:24 PM
Let me in
KristianMinecrapServer - 12:25 PM
If I did something I’m sorry I can’t die I need to save her please
TakesNoL’s - 12:26 PM
Wat
KristianMinecrapServer - 12:26 PM
So you’re NOT coming to kill me?
TakesNoL’s - 12:27 PM
Thanks for the story tidbit but no?? I’m just kinda sick of your shit.
Open the door
KristianMinecrapServer - 12:28 PM
I will if you tell me who you are
TakesNoL’s - 12:28 PM
♥️
KristianMinecrapServer - 12:29 PM
TELL ME WHO YOU ARE
TakesNoL’s - 12:30 PM
I just did lmao
KristianMinecrapServer - 12:30 PM
WAIT
KristianMinecrapServer - 12:35 PM
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF THE BOX
TakesNoL’s - 12:36 PM
Magic
And spite
Now OPEN THE DOOR
Kris couldn’t breathe. Their lungs wouldn’t contract. It was as if their very body, the one thing they had SOME control over, had decided to grow a consciousness of its own. No ritual needed this time! They’d absentmindedly walked from the kitchen to the front door, chocolate milk still in hand.
Wait.
The soul was asking Kris to open the front door. How would it know if they had unless…
It was able to see the door?
Slowly, Kris turned around and looked up, where they saw a glowing red heart repeatedly slamming into a bright pink phone’s keyboard on the other side of a vent grate. They smiled. The soul, if it could, was sweating.
“I am going to beat you to death.” Kris wasn’t sure if the soul could hear them, but that didn’t matter. They had AURA to maintain.
Almost instantly, a plan formed in their head. Open vent grate. Grab soul. Stuff soul into chest. Send Susie screenshot of Noelle saying ‘rizz’. Permanently taint Susie’s opinion of Noelle. ‘Maintain the Krusie agenda’ as the soul often says. Kris nodded. This plan was perf- and it’s gone. The soul ran off. It was venting, and not in the trauma dumping way.
Okay. This was FINE. Kris had a psychological profile of the soul. They wanted whatever new ‘lore’ tidbits they could find. If Kris’ calculations were correct, the soul would be headed right for…
Shit.
It was headed right for Dess’ room, wasn’t it?
Okay don’t panic don’t panic. It probably doesn’t know how to get into the room from its spot in the vents.
Kris sprinted past the couch that didn’t have Noelle and Susie. Their life SUCKED, man. Didn’t have enough time to prank Noelle. Maybe if they had a better time… Kris finished off their chocolate milk and threw it onto the ground. The glass exploded with the exact same sound as various other explosions in the dark world. Why was that? Their thoughts were cut off by a metal thud above them.
THEY’D SPENT TOO LONG RUMINATING. THE SOUL WAS ALMOST DEFINITELY IN THE ROOM SOMEWHERE. They threw the door open before-
Oh.
The soul was still slowly approaching through the vents, nudging the phone with them.
“Kay. Are. Eye. Ess.” The phones text to speech had awoken, and it was reciting an eldritch curse.
“W-what are you trying to…”
“Why. Oh. You. Are. En. Ay. Em. E.” Oh. It was reciting letters.
“Oh. I get it. Can you get down here?”
“NO. WE NEGOTIATE.” Some letters were missing from every word, but Kris got the general idea.
“Oh my ang… fine. What are your terms?” Kris was discussing terms and conditions with a fucking eldritch entity that was also their soul.
“STOP BE MEAN.”
“Mean?! You’re possessing me and-”
“YOU THROW AT ME. THROW ME IN CAGE. ANGER.”
“Okay. Fine. What else?” Kris pinched the bridge of their nose.
“TELL ME WTF IS UP W/YOU.”
“No.”
“F U”
“Seriously? YOU’RE mad at ME when I’M the one being possessed?” Kris really wanted to throw another thing at the soul, but… that would violate the terms of their deal. “I have my secrets, you have yours. Don’t you ‘fuck you’ me.” The enby deathglared the eldritch god with slightly significant amounts of fear.
“STOP CRASH OUT. I WAS MID WORD”
“Oh, what were you typing?”
“WAS TYPING ‘FUCK YOU’’”
"I..." Kris let out a sigh from their long-defeated lungs. “What else do you want?”
“I GET LIST.” Kris sighed and sat down. This would take a while. Was this their life now?
“Kill me now.”
"NOT SAVE FILE 2.”
“What?”
“JUST KIDDING. SAVE FILE 2 IS SECRET BOSS.”
“WHAT?” The soul pressed the letter ‘E’ in a rhythm that kind of sounded like a motif. Kris hadn’t ever heard it.
“DEMAND NO 1. HAMSTER BALL.” Kris grabbed a pen and paper from Dess’ desk and began to write…
RELEVANT CONVERSATION 4
TakesNoL’s - 12:00 PM
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
BluebirdOfSmart - 12:01 PM
Noelle??
It is quite unlike you to speak in such a manner. Are you feeling alright? I must apologize for not checking in on you after Susie so rudely snatched your phone away.
TakesNoL’s - 12:01 PM
Wait shit
You’re not Kris
BluebirdOfSmart - 12:02 PM
I thought you and Kris had your Friendship stat revitalized?
What reason would you have to attack them with such vitriol?
Noelle?
BluebirdOfSmart - 12:09 PM
Btw is it okay if I take Susie to the festival
Also why are you using your old account?
I thought you stopped using it after you put away your old phone?
I’m glad you can bring yourself to look at it, though! Very good on overcoming the grief that a siblings loss can bring. And it was a waste not to use such a nice phone.
BluebirdOfSmart - 12:21 PM
Noelle I have just reread our messages and realized that I may have made you angry by bringing up your sister.
I must dearly apologize. T’was a brain blunder. I do hope you will forgive me.
BluebirdOfSmart - 12:40 PM
Noelle??
Please respond. I am very worried about my dearest project partner and friend.