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    shuake lobotomy corporation au based on my actual lobo corp game shenanigans and More

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    ffxiv works featuring my fem!wol and the legacy she leaves in her wake

    discontinued

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  1. Rec 20

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    Stuck in Maruki's reality Akira and Akechi stumble through January, as their relationship - whatever it is - develops

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    And the thing is, once again: the rivalry, the tenuous friendship, the deal Akechi keeps referring to as if it’s a blood oath, it’s funny, just a bit. It’s funny to see Yoshizawa gasp as Goro’s pupils narrow and his movements become feral. It’s funny watching him switch through personalities and eavesdrop on Akira’s conversations. It’s funny seeing Akechi try and coerce him into an allyship as if he, Joker, should be afraid of him, distrust him. It’s a broken-up confusing world, and they are a broken-up confusing pair, so it’s funny, listening to the promises of happiness: even in this perfect reality it doesn’t seem like anything got better for him, for them. So even the whole Maruki spiel is funny.
    But more than that: it’s fun.

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    10 Feb 2025

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    In a shocking exposé, Mythril Eye reporters reveal that the Eorzean Alliance refused to arrest Nero tol Scaeva (former Tribunus Laticlavius of the XIVth Imperial Legion and wanted war criminal) for breaking the law. Serpent Commander Vorsaile Heuloix insisted tol Scaeva was not guilty of any crimes he had been charged with for his arrest, but the public has yet to prove that!

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    25 Sep 2022

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    It doesn't take a sword and a shield to end a god.

    Grima is Robin, and he is Chrom's tactician.

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    26 Sep 2022

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    Unemployment was not the best thing to ever happen to Connor, but it was high on the list. The best thing to ever happen to Connor was the sight of a Corgi wearing a small cowboy hat leashed to a post in front of the liquor shop. The second best thing to ever happen to him was the emancipation of his people from slavery and the opening of negotiations for equal rights. But unemployment may come in at a solid third.

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    07 Jul 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    easily the best dbh fic i've ever read. i kept having to stop initially because i was laughing so hard at connor's beautiful passive aggressive internal dialogue, and i'm equal parts impressed and amused at how the salt kept its pace consistently through the entire story. this fic is an experience fit to burst with sardonic humor and copious amounts of self-loathing and self-hatred, and connor taking no shit from no stinky human, but somehow after 22k words it ended up a hallmark christmas card moment at its conclusion. merry christmas everyone.