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1. Just One or Two Beers, Milord... by rosalemmas

   Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   05 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Hans Capon/Henry
   • Henry (Kingdom Come: Deliverance)
   • Hans Capon
   • Janosh Uher
   • Mutt (Kingdom Come: Deliverance)
   • Katherine (Kingdom Come: Deliverance)
   • Post canon
   • Post-Game: Kingdom Come: Deliverance II
   • drunk mischief with the lads
   • Hans Capon Needs a Hug
   • janosh is a silly goober
   • cheeky drunk kiss but otherwise keeping it on the down low
   • Henry feels quite hungry

   Summary

   Henry and Hans are enjoying life at the Devil’s Den when Uncle Hanush sends a messenger to Kuttenberg, clearly hoping to drag the young Lord Capon off to his wedding. With the help (or hindrance) of Janosh – and enough alcohol to kill a horse – they hatch a plan to drive the messenger off without blowing their cover. They just have to drink the poor bastard nearly to death! Easy enough, right?

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