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How'd you know it was Coke instead of Dr Pepper lmao?
Drank some
Kidding. They pressed the Coke thing down. Took an educated guess.
I'm reporting you for bullying
Not bullying, just an observation :)
Today 1:37 PM
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Switching it up?
Well, it's lunch, so
But you got it at 6 yesterday
aww u remembered
Never accepting one of your orders again
:((
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Today 7:43 PM
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Hi again Matt
it's like ur obsessed with me
It's not like I purposely pick your orders
Today 8:07 PM
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forgot dessert?
lmao yeah. needed some sugar
If it melts on the way you can't give me a bad review
I would never
thought you might wanna stay and share
aww
no
Ok
Sorry
You're fine
Today 11:53 PM
yourneyes are veryy pretry
im a liftle drunk srryyy
u shouls come over
Go to sleep, Matty.
Text me when you're not drunk.
I'm so sorry
Like really fucking sorry
I never want to show my face anywhere ever again
Don't say that
I like seeing your face
Thought you would stay and share
If you want?
Only if we can watch the game.
of course
Never gonna order again so I can keep it
Smells like you
Creep
you like it
I really do
I didn't order anything
Gabe what
:))
I hate you
No you don't
I do
I really do
Shut up
make me
I mean, if you insist
be over in ten
had to run out, be back with food
Today 8:55 AM
fucking better
you owe me
No i don't
gave it all to you last night
yeah you really did
is your back ok, btw?
Kinda burns still, but worth it
good
round two later?
obviously. who do you think I am?