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1. Those Fuckin’ Fucks.. by gloopyploopy

   Fandoms: Tankmen (Web Series)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   05 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Sniper | Ted (Tankmen)/Reader
   • Sniper | Ted (Tankmen)
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Sex for Favors
   • Sexual Inexperience
   • Making Up
   • Smoking
   • Large Breasts
   • Breasts
   • Ted genuinely likes you but is too dumb to realize
   • reader takes her helmet off for like the first time in front of someone
   • Female Reader-Insert
   • Blow Jobs
   • Fondling
   • ted is a jerk
   • Ted calls the user “baby” a lot
   • No beta we die like bill
   • Cringe
   • Guns

   Summary

   Ted’s still pissed at you when you left him hanging a few weeks ago. It didn’t help that Captain sent you both on a mission to “clear the tension.” So now you’re stuck in that abandoned building you heard that circular goggled sniper blabber so much about, with- what was it? Mutant rats or something?

   Aka you have sexy funtime with the asshole sniper wink wink

   Series

   • Part 2 of Slutty Soldiers

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,960

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   4

   Kudos:

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