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The Intern is an anomaly but has just enough sanity to not attack the rest of the crew. Other anomalies on the other hand.. 👀
Secret Agent and Head Nurse have seen each other out of work on a few occasions. Small (wouldn’t you have guessed) coffee dates and stuff.
Barney knows every coffee shop in the entire city. He hates ALL of them and will only accept the hospital’s coffee.
(Continuation of the last): Intern & Secretary asked why he only took their coffee. He said that “It’s technically hospitality because they’re giving him a service he’s asked for.” Or whatever that means.
Barney got so scared the first time he saw the little guy Ratthew he spit his coffee all over him. Ratthew smelled like coffee for several shifts.
When the Nurse’s shop is closed she doesn’t actually do anything behind the shutters. She gets on her phone and forgets she’s at work before remembering to open it again.
Ron tried to trap Ratthew in his suitcase once. Secret Agent stopped him before he could. He didn’t elaborate why, instead looking to the side.
Head Nurse fell first, Secret Agent fell harder.
Intern has ate other anomalies, but only when completely alone in a room with them. Well. He thought so. He didn’t see Ratthew in the corner.
Ratthew scares the fuck out of Ron sometimes.
Secret Agent acts like a cat sometimes.
Ron’s hair is a stitched-in wig.
Ron is near sighted.
Secret agent has perfect vision.
Ratthew hides Ron’s glasses or takes them off of his face and runs away with them to fuck with him. Once spent 5 whole shifts looking for those glasses. Ratthew put them behind the coffee machine.