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1. Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you. by Pintowski

   Fandoms: Men's Football RPF  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   07 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Jude Bellingham/Erling Håland
   • Jude Bellingham
   • Erling Håland
   • Anal Sex
   • Gay Sex
   • Car Sex
   • Established Relationship
   • Semi-Public Sex
   • Hair-pulling
   • Riding
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Interracial Relationship
   • Hand Jobs
   • Creampie
   • English Is Not the Author's First Language
   • Not Beta Read
   • Porn
   • Porn with Feelings
   • Quickies
   • Spit as Lube
   • Body Worship
   • Dialogue Light
   • Rough Kissing
   • Smut
   • Borussia Dortmund (Men's Football RPF)

   Summary

   Jude was in the passenger seat of the car, but his body was completely leaning towards the driver. The carbon fiber center console was an inconvenient obstacle, so he solved this by resting one knee directly on the leather upholstery of Erling's seat, encroaching on its space.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Pick-Up Lines for Valentine's Day

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   English

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