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The moving van is yellow.
Crowley doesn't know why that bothers him, but it does. Something about the cheerfulness of it, sitting there in the street like an ordinary, friendly thing. Like the world hadn't decided to rearrange itself into a shape he doesn't recognise yet but can already feel the edges of – the way you feel a bruise before you see it.
He drinks his coffee. Watches through the kitchen window. Doesn't move.
Below, Aziraphale is directing two removal men with frightful energy. He looks determined, as if he has very strong opinions about the correct way to carry a box and is absolutely going to share them regardless of whether they're welcome.
He's wearing his cream linen overcoat. Of course he is. He always wears the cream linen overcoat for occasions – Crowley has watched him wear it to gallery openings, to funerals, to a neighbourhood meeting about the bins that somehow lasted three hours and nearly ended in violence. The coat means: this matters to me.
Everything matters to Aziraphale. That's always been a thing.
One of the movers attempts to navigate a floor lamp through the front door and angles it wrong. Aziraphale winces with his entire body. Crowley, two floors up and through glass, winces too – then catches himself doing it and looks away.
Twenty-four years. Twenty-four years he's been living next door to Aziraphale.
He's been doing the maths. For months now, since the For Sale listing appeared on Aziraphale's laptop, closed a fraction too quickly when Crowley looked at it. Charming village bookshop, South Downs, significant potential. Crowley had gone home and stood in his kitchen for a while. He'd told himself it was probably nothing.
It was not nothing.
Three weeks later, over dinner, Aziraphale had said – carefully, in the voice he used for difficult things, the gentle voice that meant he'd been rehearsing – "I've found a new shop. In Sussex. I think I'm going to take it." And then he'd looked at Crowley with an expression Crowley still hasn't been able to fully decode, something complicated behind the usual warmth, and waited.
Crowley had said: "That's wonderful news."
He'd said it in a perfectly normal voice. He was quite proud of that, actually.
Then he'd gone home and sat on his kitchen floor for hours, which he was less proud of, though at least his plants hadn't judged him. Probably.
Twenty-four years is eight thousand seven hundred and sixty-odd days. It is longer than some of his houseplants appear to have existed as a species. It is – and this is the number that keeps snagging – almost his whole adult life.
Crowley moved to Soho at twenty-six. He is fifty now. Everything that happened before Aziraphale feels like someone else's memory. Faded. Slightly implausible. Like a film he saw once in a language he no longer speaks.
Below, a box of books defeats one of the movers at the doorstep. Aziraphale pats his arm. Crowley watches him tip his face up toward the September sky for a moment – just a moment, just breathing and smiling – and the pathetic, shrivelled lump in Crowley's chest dies a bit more.
He puts his cold coffee in the sink.
He told himself he wouldn't go down until he absolutely had to.
He lasted forty-three minutes. He's not going to be embarrassed about that. Embarrassment requires having something left to protect.
He grabs his jacket and takes the stairs.
Twenty-four years ago, three weeks into living next door to Aziraphale, there was a casserole.
Crowley hadn't been expecting it. He hadn't been expecting much of anything from the soft-looking man next door – the platinum blond one with the ratty old bookshop, the one who said Good Morning to him, like it was a genuine thing. Who told him "Mind the first step, dear, it's uneven," on their first encounter in front of the house.
And Crowley had minded the first step. Inexplicably, because at twenty-six he had treated sincerity as a kind of charming inexperience. Something people had before they learned better.
Crowley at twenty-six had been an idiot.
He'd been an idiot about quite a lot, but the view from being twenty-six was excellent and the idiocy had a very comfortable texture, so he hadn't noticed. He'd come from Edinburgh, from a car mechanic apprenticeship and a sequence of flats that were places to sleep rather than places to be.
He'd found a garage space in Clerkenwell. Found a lucrative niche in fixing and restoring vintage cars. Found the flat in Soho.
Found that Soho suited him – all that noise and density, the way the streets changed character every three hours. And he found what suited him most: Soho was full of interesting people who wanted to spend time with a tall, attractive redhead with good cheekbones and absolutely no interest in anything permanent.
He was, by any reasonable measure, having the time of his life. He'd been having the time of his life since roughly sixteen, since he'd worked out that wanting things specifically was a mechanism by which you got hurt. Wanting things generally though – a good evening, good company, good sex, gone by morning – was a significantly more efficient system.
The system worked. He was happy.
He was pretty sure he was happy.
The knock came on a Saturday at five in the afternoon. He'd been on the sofa in yesterday's shirt, pleasantly hungover in the way that costs you nothing at twenty-six – the kind that feels almost recreational.
There had been someone here the night before, there usually was. A graphic designer. Philippa, possibly. Or Felicity? He was fairly sure the name started with a P or F or something.
She'd left in the morning with her shoes in her hand and a satisfied expression and Crowley had gone back to sleep, woken at noon and eaten toast over the sink. He had considered the day and decided against most of it.
He opened the door expecting a delivery.
Aziraphale stood there holding a big dish with both hands. Round face, curly hair, an expression of cheerful goodwill. He was wearing a baby blue waistcoat.
A waistcoat. At five in the afternoon. On a Saturday. In this neighbourhood.
Crowley stared at him for a moment.
"You look like you need feeding," Aziraphale said.
"I'm fine."
"Mm. Quite fine." Aziraphale looked at Crowley with the patience of a man who had decided to be kind regardless of reception. "May I come in?"
"I don't –" Crowley gestured vaguely at himself. At the flat. At the general situation. "It's not really a good –"
"I've made far too much casserole," Aziraphale said. "It happens. I get carried away. It would be wasteful."
"You could just – put it in the fridge."
"My fridge is full."
"Of what?"
"Other casseroles."
Crowley stared at him again. "That doesn't make any sense."
"Beside the point. Are you going to let me in or shall I leave this on the doorstep and let it become a neighbourhood casserole?"
Crowley stepped back. He wasn't entirely sure why. He was generally very good at not letting people in – in the literal sense, in the extended metaphorical sense, in every sense his future therapist would find interesting – and yet here he was, stepping back, and here Aziraphale was, stepping forward with his casserole and his waistcoat, and that was apparently that.
Crowley watched Aziraphale take in the clothes on the floor, the empty wine bottles, the three-day stack of post, a bicycle pump of entirely mysterious provenance, all without a word, just a kind of gentle observational silence that was somehow worse than comment.
"Right," he said, setting the dish on the counter. "Plates?"
"I have plates."
"Marvellous. Where?"
"The – cupboard?"
"Which one?"
"I'll – just –" Crowley opened three wrong cupboards in sequence before finding the plates, which was a deeply undignified performance in his own kitchen and not the impression he'd have chosen to make. Aziraphale accepted two plates without comment and began serving with calm efficiency, as if feeding people was simply a baseline activity, like breathing.
The casserole was good. They ate it at the kitchen table, which required first locating it under its archaeology of car manuals and post. Aziraphale moved things with cheerful pragmatism. Crowley helped, slightly dazed.
They talked – about the street, about the bookshop, about the particular evil personality of Victorian radiators, about Soho at seven in the evening when the restaurants started filling and the light went gold. Aziraphale had opinions about all of it. Strong ones, warmly delivered, completely without aggression. Crowley, who was used to conversations that were essentially negotiations, found this mildly disorienting.
"So, the bookshop," Crowley said, at some point. "Is it – do you actually make money, or is it more of a –"
"Lifestyle choice?" Aziraphale said, without apparent offence.
"I was going to say vocation."
"You weren't."
"I wasn't," Crowley agreed. "Sorry."
"It does perfectly well, thank you. People still buy books."
"People buy books on the Internet now."
"People who love books," Aziraphale said, serenely, "buy books from bookshops. There's a tactile relationship involved. You wouldn't understand."
"I read."
Aziraphale looked at the car manuals. Then back at Crowley.
"I read other things," Crowley said.
At midnight Crowley walked Aziraphale to his front door – automatic, instinctive, something he'd do for nobody else, had never done for Philippa-or-Felicity or anyone before her – and stood in the empty street afterwards. Looked up at the sky. Thought:
What the fuck was that.
Just a small disturbance in the water, he thought then. Nothing. Just a neighbourly exchange. A perfectly normal, completely unremarkable –
Went back inside. Went to bed.
Three days later there was someone else. A musician, Jamie, easy and uncomplicated, here and then cheerfully not here, and life resumed its normal texture, except that Crowley thought about the casserole and the waistcoat and the midnight walk to the front door.
He thought about it constantly.
He still had the casserole dish. He should return it.
He returned it six weeks later. Aziraphale opened the door and said "Oh, you could have kept it," and Crowley said "I didn't want it," and then stayed there for another hour and a half drinking tea he didn't ask for and talking about – he couldn't remember what. Everything. Whatever Aziraphale wanted to talk about, which turned out to be quite a lot of things.
He was twenty-six. The system was working perfectly.
Year Two, there was a duck.
Crowley found it at Berwick Street market on a grey Saturday morning, wedged between a broken lamp and a box of old Reader's Digest compilations. A ceramic duck. Aggressively ugly. Painted in colours that had maybe once been cheerful and were now very sad.
Crowley picked it up. Put it down. Looked at it from a slight distance. Picked it up again.
The problem – and it was a problem, it was clearly a problem, he could feel the problem from here – was that he knew, with complete clarity, that Aziraphale would love this duck. He knew exactly what Aziraphale's face would do, seeing that duck.
He'd been cataloguing Aziraphale's expressions for approximately a year, without really meaning to. He knew the face for “a customer said something interesting”. He knew the face for “someone's being an idiot but I'm going to be gracious about it”. He knew, in considerable detail, the face for genuine uncomplicated delight – the way it started in the eyes, the slight widening, the way he'd sometimes touch whatever had delighted him like he needed to verify it was real.
This duck would produce that face. Crowley was certain of it.
He bought it. Obviously. He was twenty-eight and an idiot.
He presented it that evening with the maximum sustainable disdain.
"Found this. Thought of you. I don't know why I thought of you. Don't read into it."
Aziraphale took the duck and held it at arm's length, studying it with the delighted seriousness of a man assessing a significant acquisition.
"It's absolutely hideous," he said.
"Obviously."
"Where did you even find this?"
"Berwick Street. They have the weirdest shit there."
"And you thought of me."
"I said don't read into it."
"I'm not reading into it." Aziraphale turned it over, examined the base, made a small sound of discovery. "It's hand-painted."
"That makes it even worse."
"That makes it even more charming." Aziraphale looked up at Crowley with an expression that was doing several things at once, warmth and amusement and something else that Crowley didn't look at directly. "Thank you. I adore it."
"You have terrible taste."
"You bought it."
"As a joke."
"Mm," said Aziraphale, which was his sound for I don't believe you but I'm going to let you have it. He put the duck on the mantelpiece, stepped back, considered it. "There. Perfect."
"It looks like it's judging us."
"Good. Someone should."
Crowley sat down on the sofa – the left end, which had become in some unspoken negotiation his end, the way the second wine glass in Aziraphale's cupboard had become his glass – and accepted the wine that appeared and told himself: this is simply what neighbours did. Neighbourly behaviour. Perfectly standard.
He went home at eleven. Stood in the kitchen. Made himself be a normal person standing normally in his own kitchen.
He put the kettle on. Looked at the counter. Looked at the space where the casserole dish had been for six weeks before he returned it.
Made his tea. Went to bed. Lay awake for a while looking at the ceiling.
He was fine. He was completely fine.
The system was working perfectly.
It was working perfectly for about another two years. Then it quietly stopped working, and Crowley didn't notice for a long time because stopping gradually enough looks, from the inside, a lot like continuation.
Twenty-two years after the duck, the van is yellow, and Crowley is taking the stairs.
He comes out onto the street and Aziraphale sees him immediately – always does, some kind of peripheral Crowley-detector that has never failed in all those years – and his face does the thing. The warm thing that Crowley has spent two decades pretending not to see. Pretending not to need.
"There you are, dear," Aziraphale says. "I was wondering when you'd come down."
"Angel. I was busy."
"You were watching from the window."
"I was – surveilling. The situation."
Aziraphale looks at him for a moment – that look, the one that's always known more than Crowley is comfortable with – and then smiles and hands him a box. It's heavy. Of course it's heavy. It's books.
"Since you're here now," he says.
Crowley takes the box. "I hate you," he says, in his tone of voice that means the opposite and has meant the opposite for a very, very long time.
"I know," says Aziraphale, turning back to direct a mover away from the good lamp with gentle authority. "Mind the first step, it's uneven."
Crowley minds the first step.
Twenty-four years, and he still minds the first step, because Aziraphale told him to, the first week, and some instructions just become permanent.
He carries the box to the van.