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    “Group project,” the blond guy chirped. “We’re partners.”

    “Fuck,” Crowley said.

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  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    Everyone knows Crowley and Aziraphale are in love with each other.

    Everyone except Crowley and Aziraphale.

    For eleven months, Maggie, Nina, Anathema, Newt, Muriel, and Aziraphale’s increasingly exasperated older brother Jaime have met every Thursday at the Duck and Cover to discuss the latest developments in their friends’ ongoing romantic disaster.

    There are flowers that were “going spare.” Six scarves that were supposedly “practice.” A suspiciously intimate holiday to Brighton. Jealousy disguised as “protectiveness.” And, eventually, a spreadsheet.

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    25 Aug 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 41

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    Crowley takes pride in his dating abilities. Flowers, candle-lit dinners, lines just crazy enough to work—all down to an art form.

    Aziraphale is the exact opposite of the people Crowley usually goes out with. An introvert, buttoned-up bookseller that gets excited over a new production of Shakespeare and a never-before-heard Shostakovitch record. And yet Crowley can’t just sit by and watch as his most treasured friend coyly confesses how he missed doing just that; being romanced, taken out, smiling at the flickering flame in the middle of the table and indulging in plate after plate of immaculate treats.

    Crowley knows dating. He knows flirting, and how to be a gentleman, and just how to smile to get the other’s insides to melt. What he doesn’t know is what to do when the person across the table from him is Aziraphale, laughing and eating and looking at him like he was the only person in the world.

    It’s all pretend. An arrangement to help out a friend.

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