Chapter Text
Finney- SmartSpaceBoy9
Bruce- MisterPerfect
Griffin- IAteMyGrandma
(groupchat names are in italics, page breakers without italics to state a groupchat are meant to show direct messages between two people… i am so sorry if it’s confusing)
The Three Stooges (kys griffin)
MisterPerfect: Who’s ready for another fun day at school!!!!
SmartSpaceBoy9: I’m three seconds away from killing myself thanks for asking!
MisterPerfect: WE TALKED ABOUT THIS FINNEY.
SmartSpaceBoy9: Don’t recall
IAteMyGrandma: I love waking up to you cheerful young lads
SmartSpaceBoy9: When I die I’m taking you out with me.
IAteMyGrandma: OKAY BITCH I SEE HOW IT IS. FUCK YOU AND YOUR GAY ASS
SmartSpaceBoy9: Struck a nerve there didn’t I…
MisterPerfect: Okay everyone shut up, we’re all gay in some way
Finney ur man is in a fight again, Griffin ur bitch is missing
SmartSpaceBoy9: A-FUCKING-GAIN ARE U SERIOUS. and he’s not my man (yet, allegedly) stfu
IAteMyGrandma: Not surprised, he does that sometimes (he’s not my bitch please stop saying this)
SmartSpaceBoy9: So Bruce what’s your hoe doing
MisterPerfect: Encouraging said fight (ok fine I’ll stop calling them that. Pls don’t call Vance my hoe he’s gonna punch me if he finds out)
SmartSpaceBoy9: 😄😄😄
IAteMyGrandma: Ugly ass emoji
SmartSchoolBoy9: Took inspiration from your face
MisterPerfect: Ouuu you gonna take that Griff?
IAteMyGrandma: Take this dick
Finney this is why your dad doesn’t love you
SmartSpaceBoy9: At least I have a dad
IAteMyGrandma: At least the parent I do have loves me
MisterPerfect: You guys are brutal…
IAteMyGrandma: Don’t even start mr. i-know-everything-about-everyone-because-i’m-a-creepy-ass-stalker-and-am-mentally-deranged
MisterPerfect: Billy’s in my first class. A conversation with him is sounding real nice right about now.
IAteMyGrandma: STOP U WOULD NOT…
MisterPerfect: Aweee I see him sitting in his little desk! No longer missing, I’ll tell him you missed him soooo much
IAteMyGrandma: OKAY DAMN I’M SORRY PLSPLSPLPSLPSLSPLSPPSLSLSLPSLslsssss leave him aLONE
MisterPerfect: Good kitty…
IAteMyGrandma: ur actually so embarrassing oh my god
talking about talking to billy as if vance isn’t my brother like gosh… ur done for buddy
MisterPerfect: WHAAT please bro we can talk this out… I’m sorry let’s all just shut up!! Now where tf did Finney go..
SmartSpaceBoy9: Right here, laughing my ass off
MisterPerfect: Oh hi!!!
SmartSpaceBoy9: So I think we can all just agree we’re all homosexuals with a man crush, and let’s not tell any of them about the other!
IAteMyGrandma: where were you like five minutes ago. like holy smokes
MisterPerfect: Right so that’s the bell I guess… See you guys when it’s not torture time
BSBLLbruce: Hey! This is Billy, right?
UrLocalPaprboy: Hi, yes :)
The Three Stooges (kys griffin)
MisterPerfect: Guess who has Billy’s Instagram… lowkey
SmartSpaceBoy9: HAHAHA NO WAY
IAteMyGrandma: WHAT. hey so sharing is caring
MisterPerfect: Hey so look at my following dumbass
IAteMyGrandma: Oh shit you right… before I’m off to follow him and stalk him, you guys do know Vance and Robin follow me…
MisterPerfect: Oh I know!! I stalk him from time to time, highlights are my favourite feature!! Even if he only ever posts pinball and him doing stupid stuff.. at least that I know of I’m not following him I don’t wanna look at his story and look crazy
SmartSpaceBoy9: Yeah me too dude, although Robin has no highlights so posts have to suffice
IAteMyGrandma: okay so you guys are insane…
Billy - UrLocalPaprboy
Robin - HorrorFanatic
Vance - VHopper.7
General Fuckall
UrLocalPaprboy: Tell me why like ten minutes after I give my instagram to Bruce, Griffin starts following me…
HorrorFanatic: maybe he got ur insta for him?
VHopper.7: coz hes a fucking weirdo
UrLocalPaprboy: Yeah so that’s actually not helpful
Except you Robin, although I don’t get why he would
HorrorFanatic: yeah hm nothing comes to mind yeah hm i really wonder
VHopper.7: maybe coz he never shuts the fuck up about you? idk just a suggestion
UrLocalPaprboy: 😐
UrLocalPaprboy: HEY, is this Griffin?
IAteMyGrandma: hellooo yes it is
UrLocalPaprboy: Okay, awesome :)
The Three Stooges (kys griffin)
IAteMyGrandma: alright so fucking Billy just messaged me
and i’d just like to say fuck you bruce for changing my username AND nickname to this.
MisterPerfect: HAHA I think it’s wonderful!
IAteMyGrandma changed BSBLLbruce’s nickname to Mistershutyourfuckingface
Mistershutyourfuckingface: Okay dude, not cool.
IAteMyGrandma changed BSBLLbruce’s nickname to MisterSTFU
IAteMyGrandma: there now it’s shorter!
MisterSTFU: Right so you can die actually
Also where’s Finney? I KNOW he is not paying attention to his fat ass english teacher rn.
SmartSpaceBoy9: Hiding from Bitchface, Cunt, and Cunty!
MisterSTFU: Oh right on, always fun
IAteMyGrandma: they catch you on ur way to class?
SmartSpaceBoy9: Yep i’ve been sat in this stinky fucking bathroom for half an hour
MisterSTFU: So I think it’s safe to say they are probably gone
SmartSpaceBoy9: Nah I can hear them outside
IAteMyGrandma: they’re so fag core… it’s lowkey highkey giving enemies to lovers 600k word slow burn
SmartSpaceBoy9: More like I caught my three bullies having a fat orgy in the handicapped bathroom 50k word traumatized
MisterSTFU: HAHA stop I’m going to be caught on my phone
IAteMyGrandma: good tf… hope it gets taken away
MisterSTFU: If that happened the teacher would so read our messages, Billy’s in this class too ur so cooked
IAteMyGrandma: WHY IS BILLY IN ALL UR CLASSES TF.
MisterSTFU: Not all, just the first two
IAteMyGrandma: fat fucking difference
SmartSpaceBoy9: I think i’m safe… I’m gonna leave now, if I don’t answer in ten minutes, leave me to the wolves…
MisterSTFU: woo hoo I believe in you!!
SmartSpaceBoy9: YEAH BO IM NBFI SFFE HOLY SHIT TEHU SRE DHAINSG ME OH MY FUCK THEY ARW INSANE
MisterSTFU: GOD DAMN are you okay?
IAteMyGrandma: LMAO NO WAY
SmartSpaceBoy9: I AM OKASY I CAN RU NFORM THMW BYE
MisterSTFU: Okay awesome!
IAteMyGrandma: yeah so he’s cooked
MisterSTFU: Don’t say that, he’s going to be fine. He’s a fast runner, he can easily tire out the other three
IAteMyGrandma: more like the other three can tire themselves out if ykwim…
MisterSTFU: Right so goodbye i’m going to pay attention now.
MisterSTFU: NEVER FUCKING MIND WHY IS VANCE FOLLOWING ME?!?!??!!?!?!!?!
IAteMyGrandma: HAHA I guess stalking peoples following is a lovely thing for us all…
MisterSTFU: STOP HE LOOKED AT MY STORY WHAT IS GOING ON
IAteMyGrandma: omg i have the best idea
MisterSTFU: Mf I swear…
Chat Group
IAteMyGrandma added VHopper.7 , BSBLLbruce , SmartSpaceBoy9 , HorrorFanatic , and UrLocalPaprboy to a groupchat
IAteMyGrandma: hi guys
BSBLLbruce: Are you serious.
IAteMyGrandma: yes!!!
ok i actually can’t take you seriously with that username.
IAteMyGrandma changed BSBLLbruce’s nickname to FartSmella
IAteMyGrandma: you’re not a smart fella your a fart smella!
FartSmella: You are so unfunny I actually hate you
HorrorFanatic: WHO TF IS FART SMELLA
IAteMyGrandma: oh hey what’s up don’t mind that
IAteMyGrandma changed BSBLLbruce’s nickname to MisterSTFU
IAteMyGrandma: no escaping ur fate…
MisterSTFU: Yeah I fucking hate you
SmartSpaceBoy9: why r the throuple looking at me like I just hung their family and then cursed their bloodline.. gosh can’t catch a break round here i’m just trying to get my lunch
HorrorFanatic: i’m just very confused i think
SmartSpaceBoy9: wait a minute…
oh haha wrong gc what is this
UrLocalPaprboy: hihi
SmartSpaceBoy9: hihi idk who you are
UrLocalPaprboy: hihi i billy
SmartSpaceBoy9: OH IM SORRY i finney
UrLocalPaprboy: cool!! so what is this
IAteMyGrandma: a groupchat maybe
MisterSTFU: Literally why
IAteMyGrandma: don’t you think it’s time to take a hint from ur nickname..
SmartSpaceBoy9: HAHA
HorrorFanatic: shuqwofbew so why am i here
IAteMyGrandma: better question, why aren’t you here..
HorrorFanatic: u right can’t argue that logic
IAteMyGrandma: get vance online he’s literally on his phone
HorrorFanatic: he’s playing block blast
IAteMyGrandma: is he even getting notifications..
HorrorFanatic: no tf he’s had dnd on since he got the phone
SmartSpaceBoy9: is he at least good at the game?
IAteMyGrandma: YES I’ve seen him play it’s uncanny
HorrorFanatic: yeah he’s got a highscore of like 350k… if it weren’t for pinball block blast would be his one true love
VHopper.7: r u done yet
HorrorFanatic: oh i thought you were playing the game
VHopper.7: i WAS then i fucking lost so
HorrorFanatic: that’s tragic
VHopper.7: shut the fuck up
why am i in this
IAteMyGrandma: groupchat!! where we talk…
VHopper.7: noooo reallyyyyy
IAteMyGrandma: hm so i’m sensing sarcasm
VHopper.7: what! get outta town, noooo!
IAteMyGrandma: i hate you.
VHopper.7: thanks
HorrorFanatic: so we’re just absolutely ignoring how Finney said a throuple was glaring at him??
yes ok awesome because i’m very confused
VHopper.7: yea ur good at that aren’t you
HorrorFanatic: NO ONE IS TALKING TO YOU
VHopper.7: 😍😍
MisterSTFU: He’s talking about the dudes that like to bully him
IAteMyGrandma: hey so ur supposed to be shutting up
MisterSTFU: Thank you for the reminder!
HorrorFanatic: OH matt matty and buzz? holy fuck i hate them, let them burn
IAteMyGrandma: oh my god real!!!
UrLocalPaprboy: ew they called me ugly once
IAteMyGrandma: yeah they once said if i hung myself in the bathroom nobody would even gaf
like DAMN i told them they should stop only being seen together people are gonna start thinking they take it up the ass every night
HorrorFanatic: they said i look gay so i slammed their heads into the radiator
IAteMyGrandma: ALL OF THEM?
HorrorFantatic: yes, thought i’d knock their brain back into place. didn’t work.
SmartSpaceBoy9: idk they chase me around and threw a brick at my head once
tough times
MisterSTFU: they just give me dirty looks in the halls…
VHopper.7: yeah they don’t do nothing to or around me, not too sure why that is
IAteMyGrandma: yeah not one clue
and what did i JUST say…
MisterSTFU: 🤐
VHopper.7: who is misterstfu and why is it actually shutting the fuck up
why don’t u do that when i tell you to shut up griff
IAteMyGrandma: because you’re stupid
VHopper.7: ok great
IAteMyGrandma: that’s bruce it’s his nickname in here… ig he can talk now or whatever
MisterSTFU: Yay! I am free!
IAteMyGrandma: don’t make me change my mind.
MisterSTFU: Got it!!!
VHopper.7: oh hi
MisterSTFU: Helloo
HorrorFanatic: just got suspended that was quick
home time! i’m so excited
UrLocalPaprboy: IT HASN’T EVEN BEEN FIFTEEN MINUTES WHAT DID U DO
HorrorFanatic: maybe if you people got off ur phone for like five minutes
SmartSpaceBoy9: hey so what the fuck happened
HorrorFanatic: matt matty and buzz aren’t gonna be bothering anyone for a while, let’s just say that
SmartSpaceBoy9: WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY HOW
HorrorFanatic: yeah, see you guys next week! it’s movie marathon time… after my mom and uncle yell at me…
IAteMyGrandma: isn’t it so strange how bruce is the only one here with both parents alive that actually love him
UrLocalPaprboy: both my parents are alive?
VHopper.7: yeah but they don’t love each other
UrLocalPaprboy: hm ok so shut up
VHopper.7: don’t u celebrate all holidays twice and they still don’t talk to you properly
UrLocalPaprboy: DIDN’T UR FATHER LOSE CUSTODY BECAUSE HE HITS HIS KIDS
LIKE GOSH
VHopper.7: yes actually!! however did you know!!
UrLocalPaprboy: i hate talking to you theres no winning..
VHopper.7: thanks
MisterSTFU: BUZZ HAS GOT A BROKEN NOSE
MATTY WON’T STOP WAILING
MATT IS BEING SO OVERDRAMATIC
Me and Finn went to assess the situation it is so funny
SmartSpaceBoy9: awe they just declared their love..
MisterSTFU: They did not
SmartSpaceBoy9: ok well nobody else knew that so.
IAteMyGrandma: i’m choose to believe they did anyway… i guess the 600k slowburn is a 600k one-beating-and-they’re-making-out
SmartSpaceBoy9: see?? my story was more accurate
IAteMyGrandma: oh my god yes!!! knew you were the smartest..
SmartSpaceBoy9: not like there’s any better options..
MisterSTFU: Am I just chopped liver then??
IAteMyGrandma: yeah if u want, i guess so
SmartSpaceBoy9: ok yeah you are the smartest..
IAteMyGrandma: it’s those damn parents of yours..
HorrorFanatic: uncle is proud mother is not
there’s my update
hope matty stays crying
IAteMyGrandma: HAHA so real!
HorrorFanatic: MOTHER SAID NO MOVIES IS SHE TRYING TO KILL ME
VHopper.7: woah… being suspended and having consequences… i cannot believe this
HorrorFanatic: do you just come on here to be annoying or what
VHopper.7: yea pretty much
HorrorFanatic: awesome so you can disappear again
VHopper.7: okay i will!!
UrLocalPaprboy: where does everyone even sit for lunch, i’m in the caf with vance and he’s very odd company..
SmartSpaceboy9: hallway!
UrLocalPaprboy: well aren’t you just so helpful..
SmartSpaceBoy9: the one across from cosmo..
UrLocalPaprboy: how do you feel about visitors
SmartSpaceBoy9: we love visitors!
IAteMyGrandma: yes we do!!
MisterSTFU: Visitors are my favourite!
VHopper.7: fuck visitors and visiting
IAteMyGrandma: well aren’t you just a little ray of sunshine
VHopper.7: fuuuuck all of youuuuuuu
UrLocalPaprboy: what a sweet little boy! we on way!
HorrorFanatic: suicide is my only option now
HorrorFanatic: thanks for answering guys
The Three Stooges (kys griffin)
MisterSTFU: Did Vance seem unusually quiet to anyone else during lunch..
SmartSpaceBoy9: idk shut up
MisterSTFU: GOSH okay I’m just saying
IAteMyGrandma: no ur right, i didn’t know he was capable of shutting his mouth for ten minutes.. not even a sarcastic comment..
SmartSpaceBoy9: maybe he’s got a disease
IAteMyGrandma: what kind of fucking disease do you suppose would do that.
SmartSpaceBoy9: idk cancer
IAteMyGrandma: yeah i’m going to call you a slur now, fun fact
MisterSTFU: Should I message him? It’s a good excuse as any I guess
SmartSpaceBoy9: i’m not going to be encouraging it but do whatever
IAteMyGrandma: tf u asking us for…
MisterSTFU: uggghhhhh fuck it I haven’t made a fool of myself in a while
IAteMyGrandma: that’s the spirit!
BSBLLbruce: Hi Vance
VHopper.7: hi
BSBLLbruce: Sorry, I just wanted to see if you were okay?
VHopper.7: ?? yea why wouldnt i be
BSBLLbruce: You just seemed very quiet at lunch
VHopper.7: OH yea no im ok, just tired
BSBLLbruce: Oh okay :•)
VHopper.7: did u give it a nose..
BSBLLbruce: Yeees I think it looks cute 🙁
VHopper.7: looks like a clown actually
BSBLLbruce: 🙁🙁 Literally what did the smiley face do to you
VHopper.7: ok griffin is so right i cant take u seriously with that username
BSBLLbruce: WHY I don’t understand what’s wrong with it its just baseball (no vowels) bruce???
VHopper.7: you are one letter away from bullshit bbl bruce. or just bullshit ball?
BSBLLbruce: STOP HOW DID I NOT REALIZE.
baseballbruce: THERE. Stop I gave it to a girl I used to like.. did everyone know this..
VHopper.7: HAHA im gonna sayyyyy yes they prolly did
baseballbruce: Oh my god. I can’t with this anymore
VHopper.7: pft ur too funny
baseballbruce: I’m choosing to believe this isn’t sarcasm!
VHopper.7: ur beliefs are wrong!
baseballbruce: I’m choosing to believe it anyways!!!
pshhhaweee you’re too kind, really!!
VHopper.7: hey so what
baseballbruce: Idk let me have this..
VHopper.7: not a clue what u even want but take it anyway
baseballbruce: oh okay awesome!! 🤑
The Three Stooges (kys griffin)
SmartSpaceBoy9: why’d bruce actually die
IAteMyGrandma: about time if you ask me..
MisterSTFU: Ohmygodohmydbidjsnsbdasks
Idk why I said literally anythinf I jusg djdidnsnjerol oh my fuck whag the hell
IAteMyGrandma: why are you actually malfunctioning..
MisterSTFU: I talked to Vance
Also changed my username because apparently nobody decided to tell me what it could be mistaken for
SmartSpaceBoy9: HAHAHA ABOUT TIME
MisterSTFU: Why’s he so fun to talk to idk how people are scared of him 😟
MisterSTFU: Ok I see how it is… I’ll remember this…
SmartSpaceBoy9: oh whoops lowkey fell asleep
IAteMyGrandma: i don’t have an excuse i just don’t care
Chat Group
UrLocalPaprboy: hey so why is NO ONE at school… like deadass nobody
MisterSTFU: You’re not gonna believe this..
It’s Saturday..
UrLocalPaprboy: ?? no
STOP WAIT SINCE WHEN..
Kay so this was rlly embarrassing pls don’t make anymore comments..
SmartSpaceBoy9: HAHA NO WAY U WENT TO SCHOOL ON SATURDAY
IAteMyGrandma: Billy went to school? LMAOO DUDE IS SO DUMB
HorrorFanatic: NO MF WAY U DID..
(vance is 100% still asleep i’ll fill in for him) uh um.. loser.. ok i don’t know how he comes up with what he does
VHopper.7: yep i was wondering where my morning paper went, thought u might’ve gotten hungry
UrLocalPaprboy: ok. that’s enough.
VHopper.7: but however will i get my daily news 😕
UrLocalPaprboy: I’LL GIVE IT TO YOU. LOCAL BITCH BOY GOT FUCKING KIDNAPPED. NAME? VANCE CUNT HOPPER
VHopper.7: oh word? damn hope he get found or whatever
UrLocalPaprboy: you anger me.
VHopper.7: my life goal... i can die peacefully now
UrLocalPaprboy: go back to sleep.
VHopper.7: well i’m not gonna pass upon this offer 🫡
IAteMyGrandma: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
VHopper.7: i KNOW ur not talking to me..
IAteMyGrandma: no we should all hang out today!
VHopper.7: HAH like fuck i am
UrLocalPaprboy: i’m actually up for that
IAteMyGrandma: @everyone
MisterSTFU: Can I help you
HorrorFanatic: what happnin
SmartSpaceBoy9: i have been resurrected
MisterSTFU: When did you die bro
SmartSpaceBoy9: i die all the time wdym
IAteMyGrandma: so who’s up for a hangout
HorrorFanatic: ye
IAteMyGrandma: ain’t u grounded..
HorrorFanatic: that don’t stop me
UrLocalPaprboy: i said i can
SmartSpaceBoy9: yes! why i can! anything to get outta this freak ass house..
VHopper.7: i already said hell nah
UrLocalPaprboy: UR BEING A PARTY POOPER
VHopper.7: i dont give a fuck i have a busy schedule
IAteMyGrandma: ok buddy you deadass sleep till one, eat food, work out, eat more, then play pinball till it gets dark..
VHopper.7: yeah, and? i’m already fucking up step one
MisterSTFU: I can go! Baseball practice was cancelled!!
IAteMyGrandma: ok vance u can’t be the only one not going..
VHopper.7: GOSH fine when and where cunt
IAteMyGrandma: park, 1, fuckass hoe
VHopper.7: so u can kill yourself
MisterSTFU: I’ll be there!
VHopper.7: so enthusiastic for what gosh shut the fuck up
MisterSTFU: Well I suppose I didn’t get this nickname for no reason
VHopper.7: sorry u dont gotta
i am not happy this morning
MisterSTFU: Okay awesome!!
HorrorFanatic: yea anyway i be there
SmartSpaceBoy9: yep me too
IAteMyGrandma: ok now that everyone important is coming, see you all then!
VHopper.7: fuck you
UrLocalPaprboy: where tf are you guys
SmartSpaceBoy9: bro doesn’t know it’s 12:30
UrLocalPaprboy: FUCK how do i always do this
HorrorFanatic: VANCE LMAO I SEE UR ASS WALKING HERE
VHopper.7: shut up bitch i don’t wanna hear it
IAteMyGrandma: right where tf is vance. can ur autistic ass not stay in a group for longer than an hour or what
VHopper.7: not autistic
pinball
UrLocalPaprboy: bro done left us for his one true love wtf..
VHopper.7: holy fuck fine im leavin
IAteMyGrandma: we don’t want u bud
VHopper.7: fuck u i’m staying out of spite now
IAteMyGrandma: noo haha come back
VHopper.7: hell nah i’m gonna be sick if i have to look at ur face again
UrLocalPaprboy: just get back here robin is being a terrible influence
IAteMyGrandma: yeah he’s got finn and bruce asking kids if they want candy..
VHopper.7: what makes u think i’m not gon encourage that
UrLocalPaprboy: i think we all know why..
VHopper.7: fuck u all fucking kys idgaf
UrLocalPaprboy: this mean you’re coming?
VHopper.7: yah stfu
IAteMyGrandma: HAH ts always works..
VHopper.7: i’m gonna strangle you!!
do u think it’ll work then 😲
UrLocalPaprboy: ok negative nancy..
VHopper.7: ur user shit doesn’t even make sense like wdym local nobody cares who tf delivers their paper OR know where ur from
UrLocalPaprboy: bro is allergic to joy and a positive attitude
VHopper.7: i’m not allergic i’m practical
UrLocalPaprboy: yeah okay..
ball get hit score go up 😲😲 i don’t even wanna hear it
VHopper.7: im going home tf
UrLocalPaprboy: but whoever will put robin in his place!
VHopper.7: do it urself fat bitch
MisterSTFU: Confucion
VHopper.7: what did u just call me..
MisterSTFU: I think
Concoction
SmartSpaceBoy9: he’s trying to say he thinks he got a concussion
VHopper.7: literally WHAT
HorrorFanatic: yo mb totally on me
MisterSTFU: YOU TRY KILL ME
HorrorFanatic: 😰😰 um…
IAteMyGrandma: this what happens when ur not around vance..
VHopper.7: dad left because of u
IAteMyGrandma: no he didn’t the police spooked him!! silly goose!! anyways idk what to do with bruce he’s not looking too great
MisterSTFU: U FAULT TO
VHopper.7: fucking hell where r u guys
UrLocalPaprboy: baseball field
VHopper.7: did someone crack him over the head with a bat or what..
MisterSTFU: yes
HorrorFanatic: NO TF
i jumped off the bleachers coz i can and finn did too and bruce kinda had a mishap with the jump part and landed on his head..
VHopper.7: .. no mf way
MisterSTFU: not my fault they bad influence
VHopper.7: first of all put the damn phone down before you make it worse.
MisterSTFU: :(((((((((((((((((((((
IAteMyGrandma: dw i snatched the phone
VHopper.7: im almost there don’t let him close his eyes for too long
SmartSpaceBoy9: so how do u know what to do
HorrorFanatic: bro smashes his head in for fun tf you mean how..
IAteMyGrandma: yeah he’s had one like every year..
SmartSpaceBoy9: damn.. alright then
UrLocalPaprboy: is bruce supposed to be awake rn
SmartSpaceBoy9: wdym by that billy..
UrLocalPaprboy: he passed out
IAteMyGrandma: MF YOURE SUPPOSED TO WATCH HIM
UrLocalPaprboy: I AM!!! i watched him pass out..
HorrorFanatic: DUMBASS U DID WHAT
SmartSpaceBoy9: vance LITERALLY said NOT TO LET HIM CLOSE HIS EYES
UrLocalPaprboy: oh real?
SmartSpaceBoy9: YES REAL TF