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To: rach ⭐️
Yesterday 07:45 PM
Character A:
How’s the new school year treating you, Kurt?
Any new Warblers?
Character B:
unfortunately yes
i hate him sm AND HES FR*NCH
he keeps flirting w blaine even tho i keep telling him to fuck off
Ew! Can you give me a name?
Character B:
um.
why.
Person B:
No reason! Just tell me.
Character B:
ummm
ok but dont do anything to him ik how u are about show choir
his name is sebastian smythe
Today 12:03 AM
I found him.
WHAT
I now know his entire family so if he gives you any trouble just call me <3
Love you
u are so scary but ilyt
Today 10:36 AM
why are fr*nch people allowed to roam free
istg if he talks about living in PARII eating BAGUETTES while twiddling his MUSTACHE one more time i might end it
What does istg mean?
it means i swear to god
I thought you were atheist?
Character B:
agnostic actually
its just a saying rach
would you rather i say i swear to lord tubbington
Brittany just saw your message and said that you shouldn’t because he has a God complex.
what complex does lord tubbington NOT have atp
sebastian makes me wanna kms i get why people are homophobic
He's gay?
Character B:
hes so gay
this reminds me of when both santana sang a really heated rendition the boy is mine over p*ck of all people
except blaine is very worth fighting over
omg he just called blaine plain in french wth
Has Blaine rejected any of these advances?
Character B:
well
um
he hasnt
BUT that doesnt mean anything
Kurt!
I always thought Blaine was bad news, even before you started dating.
rachelllll
it’s fine that’s just how he is
I just want you to think about your relationship.
i swear it’s fine im just a little jealous that’s normal
Person A:
UHM?
omg who is possessing u
santana
js wanna tell u that i think the hobbit is a psycho bitch who will cheat on u the minute u turn ur gay head
he wontuhhhhh
Sorry! Santana took my phone.
I just want you to be happy.
i am!
ive never been more happy than i am rn
Today 06:43 PM
u guys should do a chappell roan week
Santana already suggested it, Mr. Schue said no
You would do a perfect rendition of Pink Pony Club, that song is so you
literally my favorite song by her she’s iconic
Today 11:21 PM
pls help the warblers r having a sleepover in my dorm.
All
YES
also finn why ru on rachels phone
How u tell
Shes at our house and she’s asleep
ew
i can tell bc that’s not how rachel types that’s how u type
Not like that, also weird
can u help me
I thought you and the wobblers were friends what’s wrong
scroll back
also it’s warblers finn.
Sebastian like the thing from the little mermaid
no sebastian like the THING that is trying to steal my bf
Dont let blaine out ur
sight
everyone thinks he’s gonna cheat on me oml
fine, gn
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To: blaine ❤️
Today 11:27 PM
wru?
Me, Sebastian, and Niff are in Jeff’s dorm. We were gonna invite you, but you seemed upset earlier.
Are you okay? Do you want me to come back?
no that’s fine
ill be there in a sec, just having wes make sure that none of my stuff gets broken, u never know with a drunk warbler
Lol okay
I love you!
I love u too❤️
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