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05/09
9:52pm
woodyinho is streaming Grand Theft Auto V!
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Pierre cackles as Marco gets into the driver’s seat of the vehicle. “Shit Marco, you’re gonna get fined. 800 fucking euros…”
Marco giggles, then tuts in mock annoyance before launching them forward. “You idiot, we will be juuust fine,” he grins. Pierre shrieks as Marco zigzags down the hill before taking an unconventional path around a corner. “No, no, no I’m not doing this!” Pierre leaps out of the car in the middle of the highway, trying to dodge all of the high-speed cars coming at them.
“Come onnn!” Marco yells at the SUV on his screen. He’s smashing basically every single key on his keyboard, hoping that it will steer itself the right way and not near a mine. He inevitably fails, the already gunfire-spotted car bursting into a ball of flames. The mic crackles as he screams and respawns at a hospital, near broke.
Stream Chat
romainnewton: LOL
fgkdfgdf_3: Auba save yourself!!
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BrandNewWhip:
aint no license in gta
dragondeeznutz:Message deleted by moderator
Whydoilie: HELP HAHAHA
poostadt: 800 euro is crazy btw
Amelia931_59: Hi
mr5purple: oh we gonan go jail 2nite
b3amoffury: MARCO PRESS ALT F4
→ Replying to @poostadt: "800 euro is crazy btw"
Polskafan: bro he was lucky it waas only 800 euro
multiview: OMG
poostadt: damn
BVBedition: LEFT LEFT LEFT
multiview: oop hes gone 💀
Whydoilie: NOOOOOO
user1355: are ya winning son??
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CurseofFire3: IRL stream when 🙁
fgkdfgdf_3: LOCK IN MARCO
0verp0werd: son 😭
romainnewton: ggs bro your cooked
dragondeeznutz: Where's the facecam today 😅😅
BVBedition: MARCOOOO
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Marco engages with chat as Pierre gets up to use the bathroom. “I’m cooked? Absolutely not Roman, just wait until I can get my license in real life. I will be a MACHINE. Do you hear me?”
“800 euro is crazy, well, it was a bit light actually. I even got a speeding ticket before they found out I had no license! That bit is crazy.”
“Where’s the facecam today? I- ok. Last stream- a few- a few streams ago…” He nervously chuckles. “Um, the clip must be somewhere, but I broke it while I was playing Call of Duty. Actually, I can get it up now.”
He pulls the GTA window off the screen and quickly pulls up the clip. “See, I just got killed by this fucking guy, this guy, see he was aim down sights then… ARGH!”
Stream Chat
no_one0000: Wheres auba
BVBedition: We have to sub so he can pay his fine quicker
poostadt: hahaha
Whydoilie: Wait who killed him?
→ Replying to @BVBedition: "We have to sub so he can pay his fine quicker"
fgkdfgdf_3: LOL actually i will wait a sec
romainnewton: @Whydoilie imaneu_man
b3amoffury: Rager
CurseofFire3: Expensive...
poostadt Subscribed with Prime
0verp0werd: LMFAO
multiview: that punch was POWERFUL
Polskafan: woah it actually cracked
user1355: xdddd
fgkdfgdf_3 Subscribed at Tier 1!
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07/09
10:24pm
lewy9 is streaming IRL!
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Stream Chat
WeirdGerman: LEWYY
imaneu_man: Hey
unswifty: late stream wow
pablogavii: Hi !!
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“Hey everyone! Hey Manuel! Is my camera working? I hope it doesn’t drop. This mount thing is new.” Robert tries hard to read the chat as it flies by. “Most of you say it’s working…” The camera drifts and shakes a bit until his face and shoulders are in view. He walks along a footpath in a bit of a touristy area.
“So, Day 1 in Dortmund. I did say I’ve been here before, just a while ago- I hope I can explore more than I did last time.”
Stream Chat
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BBKyeah: ur camera quality is ass
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kubaouba: eat ✌️✌️
Sleepsignal596: The sky is so nice
tutiguana: hi lewy !!
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wise5971: deeeuuuuttttsscchhh
unswifty: how long will you stay
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simonelimone:
Lewy come to france next!!!
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“How long will I stay? Probably 3 months or so? Longer or shorter depending. And yes… I’m going to buy food in a moment… It’s kind of late so maybe something from a convenience store.” Robert yawns into the crook of his elbow. “Arghh. I’m getting tired already.”
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Robert manages to crawl to a REWE To Go in the end, his chat arguing over what he should buy. The lights glare at him as he automatically makes his way to the beverages section. “You all already know I’m a health nut,” he laughs, now quietly as he becomes aware of all of the night owls milling around him in the store. “What juice do I go for? Mmmm… ok, this vitamin boost thing doesn’t look bad. And now I need a snack.”
He ends up picking a small puff pastry and flips the camera back to his face as he pays and walks out with his provisions.
Stream Chat
Sleepsignal596: Get coffee instead
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0verp0werd: WOODYINHO IS BEHIND YOU
wise5971: bro marco
unswifty: whats in the juice
vismafan: IS THAT MARCO
BVBedition: WAIT
simonelimone: MARCOOOOOOO
AintNoBeer: Omg no way
BVBedition: HAHA HE HAS A DORTMUND SCARF ON
WeirdGerman: whos marco?
tutiguana: MARCO
piszczszczszcz: Lewy look behind you...
wise5971: why is woodyinho here
tutiguana: LEWY TURN AROUND!!!!!
→ Replying to @WeirdGerman: "whos marco?"
AintNoBeer: woodyinho hes a german streamer
wise5971: is this a meetup
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“Marco? Who’s that?”