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Azure and two time were in the garden, sitting under a willow tree. They weren't doing anything quite frankly, just sitting there. Azure was blabbing about nightshades. He looked over at two time, noticing their wings were looking... Well, dirty.
They looked disgusting if he was being honest, so azure spoke.
"Uh.. Two Time? When was the last time you... Yknow.. Preened your wings? -er.. Feathers?"
Two Time perked up, having not heard anyone ask that in a bit.
"Oh.. Uhm, about four weeks ago? Is it bad-?"
This idiot couldn't feel the bugs on them or what?? Azure stood up, coughing a bit before mumbling out something along the lines of it's disgusting, or why he even loves Two Time.
"Uh... Lets.. Lets get you a bath,.. And maybe I can help get your wings under control."
Azure said, holding out a hand for Two Time to take. Two Time took Azure's hand, standing up and shaking themselves off a little. Random shit on their wings went flying everywhere, including on Azure.
"Awh cmon? On me too?"
Azure grumbled, dusting himself off. Two Time giggled, picking a piece of mud off Azure's arm.
"Hehe.. It's not that bad.. Is it?"
Azure mumbled something about "now we gotta shower.." Before leading Two Time to the cabin. Two Time followed, although they didn't want a shower there was NO stopping Azure once he was set on something. He's stubborn, just like Two Time.
They got to the cabin, Azure took of his boots and set the on the porch. Two Time did the same, and went inside. They went to the bathroom, sitting on the toilet seat
"So, now what. You gonna force me into the tub?"
Two Time grumbled out, Azure came in and turned on the water, plugging the drain with a cloth. He went into the hallway, opening the cabinet above the washer and dryer, and taking out like four towels.
"Get undressed, and I'll help you in a sec."
Azure said, like it was normal that Two Time needed help washing themselves. Two Time did as Azure asked, but it was obvious they were embarrassed. Azure came back in, helping Two Time with a belt that was stuck. After the belt was off, Two Time took off their pants and boxers, stepping into the warm water in the tub.
Azure got into a t shirt and shorts, since he didn't exactly need a shower. Or a bath. Whichever you call it. He stepped in after Two Time, however Two Time being the idiot they are, somehow dropped the soap bar into the water. Azure stepped directly on it, slipping and busting his ass. With a yelp, he went crashing down. And water went all over Two Time, while both of them screamed, Azure fell all the way into the water.
"TWO TIME HELP ME!!"
Azure yelled, and Two Time dug him back up from the water. He looked traumatized, but whatever. Two Time was laughing, before sitting up, still giggling. Azure sat up too, pissed off. He splashed water onto Two Time, that shut them up. He began washing Two Time's hair, scrubbing shampoo in and rinsing it gently.
After all the shampoo was out, Azure grabbed the conditioner, squeezing some into his palm and washing Two Time's hair with it again. Two Time yelped, Azure accidentally yanked on a knot. Azure squeaked out a "sorry!" Before continuing to wash Two Time's hair.
He rinsed the conditioner out, patting Two Time's shoulder.
"There you go! All finished, right timey?"
Two Time laughed at how forgetful Azure was, he still had to wash their wings!
"Azure! Your so forgetful, the main part was washing my wings! Hah!"
Azure turned cherry red, scratching the back of his neck while laughing
"Ohh... Haah! I knew thaattt..."
Two Time laughed harder, knowing damn well he was lying. Azure smacked them on the head with some dawn dish soap (not sponsored) and squeezed some into his hand. He gently rubbed between the base of Two Time's wings, earned a little whimper from them.
"Oh, OH. my bad Two Time! So sorry.."
Two Time turned red, cringing a bit at how stupid they were.
"I-its fine! Just... Dont do that again.. Kay?"
Azure nodded frantically, washing the rest of Two Time's wings. After all the gunk was washed off Two Time, Azure stood up and dried himself off. He let Two Time wash their body for a bit, before helping them out of the tub and handing them two towels.
Two Time dried themselves off, getting dressed into some pajamas with Azure. They both headed off to bed, turning on the tv and watching some random show Azure secretly hated but watched anyways because it made Two Time happy.