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[Karasu Tabito created the chat.]
[Karasu Tabito changed their name to CawCawDammit.]
[CawCawDammit added Otoya ;), Yukimiya Kenyu, Hiori Yo, Itoshi Rin, Chigiri Hyoma, +23.]
CawCawDammit: Heeeey, how's it going, losers?
Otoya ;): wtf, what the hell, dude? You actually got permission for this?
CawCawDammit: Absolutely. Anri-san said we need more healthy communication without the toxicity :)
Otoya ;): omg Σ(￣ ￣)
[Otoya ;) changed their name to Ninnin.]
Hiori Yo: I understand her concerns, but...
Yukimiya Kenyu: ...I don't think this was a good idea.
Niko Ikki: You timed it so everyone would see it during film session, didn't you?
Oliver Aiku: Well, this is gonna get loud.
Barou Shoei: WHAT THE HELL!!
Itoshi Rin: I'm not interested.
Barou Shoei: What the fuck? I can't leave!!
Itoshi Rin: Unlock it. I'm leaving.
Shidou Ryusei: Ooooh, getting all cozy together. I like that~
Bachira Meguru: Waaaah ＼(≧▽≦)／
Bachira Meguru: What's this? What's this?!
Bachira Meguru: This is awesome! Sooo coooooool!!
Chigiri Hyoma: So that's why a chat icon suddenly appeared on our tablets.
Bachira Meguru: Chigiriiii! Long time no see!
Chigiri Hyoma: Hey, Bachira. How've you been?
Bachira Meguru: Everything's sooo much fun over at Barcha :)
Bachira Meguru: But I still missed you guys :(
Itoshi Rin: Stop typing.
Bachira Meguru: Ooooh, Rin-rin! I missed you too!!
Itoshi Rin: I didn't. Shut up.
Bachira Meguru: :(
Shidou Ryusei: How petty. You're meeeean, Rin-rin (ง ื▿ ื)ว
Itoshi Rin: Die.
Shidou Ryusei: Hold on.
[Shidou Ryusei changed their name to Itoshifacker.]
Itoshifacker: Much better.
Itoshi Rin: KYS
Itoshifacker: Ooooh, don't take it personally, babe. Sorry, but you're not as hot as your brother.
Itoshi Sae: Die.
Itoshi Rin: Die.
Ninnin: omg. I thought those two didn't get along.
Itoshi Rin: Why is @Itoshi Sae here?
CawCawDammit: Hehe. Doesn't this make things way more interesting?
Itoshi Rin: Die.
CawCawDammit: Seriously though, Anri-san asked me to add him since he might become part of our team in the future.
Oliver Aiku: Makes sense. Honestly, his mental state and social skills aren't exactly stellar either.
Itoshi Sae: Die.
Ninnin: Wow, they really are brothers!
Bachira Meguru: Brotherly telepathic bond, yaaaay!
Niko Ikki: It's called a mental connection. And no, that's not what's happening.
Bachira Meguru: Don't be such a buzzkill.
Niko Ikki: Since you're older than me, could you at least act your age? You're embarrassing yourself.
Bachira Meguru: °0°
Bachira Meguru: YOU BIG MEANIE!!!
Nagi: Can I download Minecraft?
Reo: Nagi, no.
Aryu: Hanging out with your friends is fashion.
Aryu: Has anyone seen my conditioner?
Gagamaru: What's fashion?
Barou Shoei: FOR FUCK'S SAKE, CAN YOU ALL SHUT THE HELL UP?!
Raichi: Bow before me! Mwahahahaha!
[Oliver Aiku changed their name to Aiku.]
[Niko Ikki changed their name to Niko.]
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Hiori Yo: I knew this was how it'd end.
CawCawDammit: Let's all begin our rehabilitation together <3
Yukimiya Kenyu: You're the worst.
CawCawDammit: Chill, bro. I got this.
[CawCawDammit added Isagi Yoichi.]
CawCawDammit: Ta-da!
Isagi Yoichi: Huh? There was a chat?
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Isagi Yoichi: Why did everyone go quiet?
Bachira Meguru: ISAGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!
Isagi Yoichi: Oh, Bachira. I'm very glad to see you too. How've you been?
Bachira Meguru: Wonderfully! But I hate that we can't spend more time together :(
Isagi Yoichi: Yeah... honestly, that makes me a little sad too.
Bachira Meguru: Really!?
Bachira Meguru: Then can I come over and stay in your room tonight?
Yukimiya Kenyu: No.
Kurona Ranze: No.
Hiori Yo: Nope.
Bachira Meguru: Why???
Yukimiya Kenyu: You're loud.
Kurona Ranze: And clingy.
Bachira Meguru: °0°
Hiori Yo: I think you're taking way too much advantage of Isagi's kindness :)
Ninnin: What?
Raichi: What?
Monk: What!?
Isagi Yoichi: ? Why's everyone reacting like that?
Aiku: What?
Ness: Kind... what...?
Hiori Yo: Yep :)
CawCawDammit: Wow.
Kaiser: What kind of nonsense is the blue-haired one babbling about?
Isagi Yoichi: Why the fuck is this bunch of trash here? Aren't they a little too old for a high school group chat?
Aiku: ...
Ninnin: That personality switch was so smooth...
CawCawDammit: Get used to it, bro.
Chigiri Hyoma: Okay, I get those two, but Isagi...?
Chigiri Hyoma: I thought you didn't have any problems with Aiku?
Kurona Ranze: He deserved it! Pervert! Pervert!!
Barou Shoei: What did this dumbass do?
Isagi Yoichi: Doesn't matter. But if he tries pulling that shit again, I'll break both his wrists, rip out his eyeballs, and sell them on the black market.
Aiku: ...
Barou Shoei: ...I see.
Ninnin: Yep. What a sweetheart.
CawCawDammit: Told you, bro.
Isagi Yoichi: Zip it.
Kurona Ranze: He smacked Isagi's ass in the shower!
Barou Shoei: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
Itoshi Rin: Bastard. I'll kill you.
Itoshi Sae: You senile old man.
Itoshi Sae: Isagi Yoichi, just say the word and I'll call the police. That's already a criminal offense.
Bachira Meguru: Oh... I guess I won't be coming over tonight after all, Isagi :(
Reo: Guys, Chigiri suddenly took off running somewhere, something—
Reo: Guys, Chigiri just suddenly—
Reo: Guys, Chi—
Reo: _
Reo: Oh—
Reo: Oh.
Reo: Nagi's already after him too, isn't he
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CawCawDammit: Hey, @Ninnin. Status report?
Ninnin: It's a complete shitshow. Before Princess even got there, the The King had already kicked seven shades of shit out of him, but that didn't stop Princess from joining in... and neither did everyone else who showed up.
CawCawDammit: Damn... and not a single hero came to save the old man?
Ninnin: A few considered it... right up until they learned what was going on. After that, everyone suddenly became part of the audience. Can't blame them. Watching looked a whole lot healthier.
Yukimiya: I don't think beating him to death is necessary.
Ninnin: How considerate of you.
CawCawDammit: Damn gays.
Hiori: I have no idea what's happening over there. But aren't you the last person who should be talking about being gay?
Ninnin: What? What are you talking about?
CawCawDammit: I was wrong.
Yukimiya: Wow, did he just admit he was wrong?
Chigiri: Hey, hey! What's going on over there?
CawCawDammit: Nothing! Just a tiny misunderstanding! Honest!
CawCawDammit: Everyone, back to your scheduled violence!
Isagi: Sure, dude. You just accidentally tackled me and groped me.
Barou: YOU DID WHAT?!?!?!
Rin: Where are you?
Rin: Never mind. Don't answer.
Rin: Wait there.
Rin: I'm coming.
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----Ninnin — CawCawDammit----
Ninnin: Bro, you alive?
Ninnin: No?
Ninnin: Welp. Guess it's finally time to notify your family of your tragic demise.
Ninnin: Rest in peace, my friend. You were an idiot, but it was fun knowing you.
CawCawDammit: I'm still alive.
Ninnin: Oooh, I believed in you!
CawCawDammit: Whew... those lunatics are insane.
Ninnin: Well, this one's kinda on you.
Ninnin: Bro...
Ninnin: What the actual fuck were you thinking?
CawCawDammit: I wasn't.
CawCawDammit: Worth it though.
Ninnin: Absolute dumbass.
Ninnin: ...
Ninnin: So?
Ninnin: How was it?
CawCawDammit: Fucking incredible. He's even better than every wet dream those goddamn fanatics have ever had.
Ninnin: °0°
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Ninnin: GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYS!!
Ninnin: LOOK!!
Ninnin: You're gonna love this!!
Ninnin: #screenshot
CawCawDammit: You little...!!!
Barou: @#₽₽@# YOU FUCKING--- #₽##&
Rin: You're dead.
Bachira: :)
Chigiri: I'm heading out.
Chigiri: Be back soon.
Nagi: Mmm.
Nagi: Reo.
Nagi: If I do something really, really bad...
Nagi: ...will you bail me out?
Reo: Normally I'd say, "It's not worth it..."
Reo: But... we don't really have a choice here, do we?
Reo: I'll call the Mikage family's lawyers.
Reo: Everything will go smoothly. Let's do this together.
Nagi: You're the best (づ ◕x◕ )づ
Sae: I know people who can hide a body.
CawCawDammit: fuuuuuUUUUUUUUCkhgmfgsd-
Isagi: I felt guilty for a while...
Isagi: Now I just feel like an idiot.
Hiori Yo: Kurona-kun, let's guard the west exit just in case. Karasu-kun mentioned there are some good hiding spots around there.
Kurona: Ok.
Aiku: ...
Aiku: There is definitely something wrong with these kids.
Kaiser: You don't say. Well, you're still breathing. Go make yourself useful instead of standing around.
Kaiser: I'm covering the east entrance. You take the north. Ness, south.
Ness: ...Okay.
Kaiser: ?
Ness: I mean, yes, Kaiser!!!
Aiku: Well... we've already thrown morality out the window, so I might as well join in. It's awful. Hilarious, but awful.
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Ninnin: Yep.
Ninnin: Good. This time it should stick.
Ninnin: Guess I'll go notify the family.
Monk: ...
Monk: ...You're in the Isagi fan club too, aren't you?
Ninnin: The less you know, the better you sleep.
Monk: …Yeah. I think I'll go to bed.
Ninnin: Good night, everyone.
[Monk deleted the previous message.]
[Ninnin deleted the previous message.]
Ninnin: And rest in peace, my feathered friend.
Ninnin: Amen |||