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8:32pm, Wednesday.
+82 xxxx-xxx4: the movie is literally abt to start, where tf are you???
+82 xxxx-xxx9: Dead.
+82 xxxx-xxx4: wtv, i’m not coming to your funeral bro
+82 xxxx-xxx4: how long do you need to shit for?
+82 xxxx-xxx9: You dare disrespect the art of emptying your bowels? Bold.
+82 xxxx-xxx4: you’re disgusting, i will literally sell you your ticket for a dollar
+82 xxxx-xxx9: I would literally sell you for 5 cents.
+82 xxxx-xxx4: 5 cents? Why not 1 cent?
+82 xxxx-xxx4: Do you know how rare a cent is? That is actually worth something.
+82 xxxx-xxx4: okay, wow, rude. I will literrally give you away for free
+82 xxxx-xxx9: Talk to me when you can spell.
+82 xxxx-xxx4: i can spell!!!
+82 xxxx-xxx4: i’ve literally seen you ask hyunjin how to spell gorgeous once
+82 xxxx-xxx9: Hyunjin huh? Bold of you to assume he can spell either.
+82 xxxx-xxx4: yk what? fair. I’m the only smart one
+82 xxxx-xxx9: Your punctuation does scare me though.
+82 xxxx-xxx4: i’ve seen you scream in a haunted house, that’s not the threat you think it is
+82 xxxx-xxx9: Didn’t realize you were so brave. Have you ever watched Final Destination?
+82 xxxx-xxx4: …
+82 xxxx-xxx4: i hate you
+82 xxxx-xxx9: So you’re a baby?
+82 xxxx-xxx4: FUCK YOU FINAL DESTINATION IS SCARY
+82 xxxx-xxx9: I will say nothing because that’s a common consensus. IT?
+82 xxxx-xxx4: pennywise? Really? OH MOVIE’S STARTING I’M ABANDONING YOU
+82 xxxx-xxx9: Good to know I mean so little to you, stranger, I thought what we had was special.
+82 xxxx-xxx9: Enjoy your movie though, whatever it is.
+82 xxxx-xxx4: it’s barbie
+82 xxxx-xxx9: You’re shitting me.